A day in the life of Gabe Newell

[Lørd Tøny]

2:49

Gabe respawns.

2:50 gabe does not respawn. He is getting buried as we speak.

[Ad Bot]

[hankyje]

3:00

A headcrab interrupts the funeral and turns Gabe's dead carcass into a headcrab zombie.

[Lørd Tøny]

3:00

A headcrab interrupts the funeral and turns Gabe's dead carcass into a headcrab zombie.

3:01

He does by a crowbar and it shattered his head completely thus making him unable to come back forever.

[hankyje]

3:05

Chuck Norris resurrects Gabe Newell and destroys lord tony and his computer.

[Lørd Tøny]

3:05

Chuck Norris resurrects Gabe Newell and destroys lord tony and his computer.

3:06

Bruce Lee kills Chuck Norris and Gabe and places a spell from preventing both of them to never get brought back to life.

[LeetZero]

3:07

LeetZero shoots Lord Tony in the head with a nuke and blessses him so he can't live ever again.

[hankyje]

3:08

Gabe loads his previous save, and re-spawns.

[Lørd Tøny]

3:08

Gabe loads his previous save, and re-spawns.

3:08

However with gabe being dead he can't load his previous save meaning he can never re spawn and no one else can ever re spawn him either. He is still dead forever.

[Katamari007]

3:10

Gabe's skeleton pops out

[Lørd Tøny]

3:10

Gabe's skeleton pops out

3:11

His skeleton falls down to the ground into a pile of bones because skeletons can't move by themselves. Then a group of angry customers stomped on his bones into dust and vacuumed it up with a vacuum cleaner.

[Legodude77]

3:12
Gabe watches NYAN.

[Lørd Tøny]

3:11 and 5 seconds later, GabeN respawns, and forgets to save HL2 EP:3

3:13

However GabeN dies forever for no reason.

[Scarpelt]

3:13

However GabeN dies forever for no reason.

2:90

lord tony gey

[LeetZero]

3:59

Someone loads a old save file, now Lord Tony and the forums never existed and GabeN is a baby.

[Lørd Tøny]

3:59

Someone loads a old save file, now Lord Tony and the forums never existed and GabeN is a baby.

3:59 and 40 seconds

GabeN baby dies from a stroke.