Author Topic: A day in the life of Gabe Newell  (Read 41304 times)

1:40 Gabe is revived my medics with defibrillator.  Medic pees in Gabe's mouth.

1:43 Gabe vomits on Lord Tony.

1:45 The piss like vomit melts away lord tony's arms.


2:45 in the future.

Gabe is still dead, the earth is gone, gabe doesn't even exist.

The End

1:40 Gabe is revived my medics with defibrillator.  Medic pees in Gabe's mouth.
You are an idiot. A defibrillator can't bring someone back to life from poison. Peeing in someone's mouth doesn't help for poison it helps for jellyfish stings, derp.

So Gabe was still dead and you made it worse by toasting him with a defibrillator and stuffing him with pee.
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3:56
ALTERNET STORY!
Gabe wakes up at night and gets some cookies to eat.

3:56
ALTERNET STORY!
Gabe wakes up at night and gets some cookies to eat.

2:47

Alternate story can't exist with no universe.

The End3

12:00
Gabe then wakes up and relises all of this was just a dream.

12:00
Gabe then wakes up and relises all of this was just a dream.

2:47

It wasn't a dream it was real.

The End4.

2:47:01

A day in teh life of Gabe Newell.

Episode 2.

 :cookieMonster:

2:47:01

A day in teh life of Gabe Newell.

Episode 2.

 :cookieMonster:


2:47:02

Spoiler alert, he dies.

2:47:02

Spoiler alert, he dies.
2:47:03

He magically comes back to life.

2:47:03

He magically comes back to life.

Magic isn't real so he stays dead.