Well anything can sound bad when you say it that way, sheesh!
How about I:
partitioned your residence in a sensible and orderly fashion...
...and increased the Eco-friendliness of your house for free...
...and installed a living and adaptive enemy defense system...
...and built you a reed farmer...
...and created a ventilation system to aid in case of cave ins...
you stole phil and xamma..mit...whatever his name was.
you also killed squiddle the squid.
you are unforgivable.
i would murder you but i can only shake my fist now
but i will shake this fist you see
i will shake this fist so much that it will never be able to shake again
CURSE YOU LADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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