Author Topic: Ask Mistur Monocle.  (Read 29722 times)

She is dating my friend and the friend is on the football team... And unfortunately she is not my girlfriend.
I see. I kind of have what you do, bt its not so much fear of rejection, because I'm constantly rejected by everyone. Wether I ask them or not. Its more fear of approach. I don't really know how to approach them without it being really awkward for both of us.

Oh what I'd do for some courage... Some liquid courage...

Thanks, man. I'll tell Sam- He'd choose a bro over a hoe any day(im super srs). He could be my wingman.

Monocle, you are quite the pep-talker. You should write a self-help book.

Maybe one day.


I recently went to ULTA with my sister and cousin. I tested some cologne out. There was some good ass stuff there. Unfortunantly I forgot the name, I might go there this weekend and buy some cologne with my paycheck.


Depending on the crowd you're trying to attract you'll need different cologne.

For instance;


Abercrombie Fierce - Football friends and girlfriend
LaCoste - When I golf or when I play Polo. Or girlfriend.
Fahrenheit - Special Occasions, weddings, funerals, birthday parties. Its very expensive, so I like to savor it.
CK for Men - When I go out with my scene friends
Hugo Boss - When I go out with sophisticated friends, fathers business partners, when I sign legal documents for snowboarding/contracts for snowboarding.


Really, your scent should depend on situation, and such.


Relationship problems.
Fear of rejection: How do I get over/suffer through  it?
Girl: Dating my friend which is a star (schoolwise) football player.
Me: A long haired(auburn) teenage boy, who is made fun of because people think he is gay.

stuff son, don't think about if people think you're gay.

My mother told me yesterday 'Martin, I swear to god, if I didn't know you had a girlfriend.. you're the gayest straight guy I know'. Which is true, I'm very metroloveual, but I don't care, its me. If you act/dress gay because its you, then tell them to forget off or deal with it.


In terms of having a fear of rejection, that's completely normal. Although, subdueing the feeling is simple, and it can be done through confidence.


I'm the most confident person I know, yet when I ask out girls, my biggest fear is still hearing them say no.


Mr. Monocle, will I marry a rich handsome American oil baron or a classy European aristocrat with an island in the Bahamas? まほ~

None if you simply are a gold digger.



-obnoxious snip-


That is all.


Not completely true, if you drink protein shakes with creatine(spelling?) Then it does infact boost the building of muscle.


But yes, eating a can of tuna or a piece of chicken is equally as effective.
I see. I kind of have what you do, bt its not so much fear of rejection, because I'm constantly rejected by everyone. Wether I ask them or not. Its more fear of approach. I don't really know how to approach them without it being really awkward for both of us.

Fear of approach is basically a fear of rejection.

Oh wise monocle,

How do you get motivated to do things? Severely lacking it currently and I need to get some work done.

Mistur Monocle, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? D:

Mistur Monocle, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? D:
Three

None if you simply are a gold digger.

But I'm not!

I could settle for upper-middleclass まほ~

with a summer home in hokkaido...

But I'm not!

I could settle for upper-middleclass まほ~

with a summer home in hokkaido...
Why would a eleven year old be concerned about this?

Oh wise monocle,

How do you get motivated to do things? Severely lacking it currently and I need to get some work done.

I always find a way to reward myself.


Oh I need to write a 10 page paper regarding the proper procedure to file a class action lawsuit about a massive company?

Oh well, I'll get to work on my city in blockland once I'm done.

Oh well, I'll get to have it over with once I'm done.


Procrastination is a horrible thing, going for something straight ahead is your best bet.


Mistur Monocle, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? D:

I did this with my girlfriend a few months ago, we took turns licking the same lollipop, and it took somewhere in the 300's for all of the candy coating to be out and only the tootsie candy inside to remain.
But I'm not!

I could settle for upper-middleclass まほ~

with a summer home in hokkaido...


No more answers for you.

The Monocle has spoken.

Abercrombie Fierce - Football friends and girlfriend
LaCoste - When I golf or when I play Polo. Or girlfriend.
Fahrenheit - Special Occasions, weddings, funerals, birthday parties. Its very expensive, so I like to savor it.
CK for Men - When I go out with my scene friends
Hugo Boss - When I go out with sophisticated friends, fathers business partners, when I sign legal documents for snowboarding/contracts for snowboarding.
Roger that
Not completely true, if you drink protein shakes with creatine(spelling?) Then it does infact boost the building of muscle.I have an entire pill bottle of Kre-Alkalyn that I stole last year at 5-counties. Never used it, but plan on using it one day.

Fear of approach is basically a fear of rejection.
Mas o menos. Its a slight fear of rejection, but its more  afear of embarassing myself.

Joker nooo!Dont do drugs!




The fear itself is still there though.


Also, that's all lack of confidence.


When you know you're the stuff, your fear of embarrasment will be wrong.


Being able to joke about yourself is a great sign of intelligence.

I don't want to be another person bombarding you with questions, but this is actually a serious one.  For some reason, I have no goals or desires on a day to day basis.  Often I just wonder about death and whatnot.  I have no urge for a girlfriend, high grades, to work out, or to hang out with friends.

Do you have any opinions on this, or any way I could get motivated?

Joker nooo!Dont do drugs!
I think you posted in the wrong topic.

The fear itself is still there though.


Also, that's all lack of confidence.


When you know you're the stuff, your fear of embarrasment will be wrong.


Being able to joke about yourself is a great sign of intelligence.
I blame the lack of confidence from my childhood. I blame my childhood aslo for my shyness. vI had friends when growing up, but within like 4 years, all my really close friends moved to different states. So, I had litterally no friends outside of school untill like 5 years ago. Even at school I had like 1 friend. He ended up being a total friend but somehow managed to completely turn around his gayness now has a girlfriend, got his room finally painted a different color, and got some shirts that he didn't wear when he was 5. I'm being serious, he's so small that he's worn the smae shirts for years.

No more answers for you.
How I can I repent!
o(TヘT o) 。

How I can I repent!
o(TヘT o) 。
You cant

You are banished