Ask Mistur Monocle.

[Sario]

Today at school my friend came up to me and said my girlfriend said that he was hot and she's been avoiding me and now im mad and sad and dont know what to do

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[Monocle]

Today at school my friend came up to me and said my girlfriend said that he was hot and she's been avoiding me and now im mad and sad and dont know what to do

Well, if you trust her enough to not have to worry about her cheating on you, then you're fine.



If you think she'll do it, confront her about it.

[Sario]

Well, if you trust her enough to not have to worry about her cheating on you, then you're fine.



If you think she'll do it, confront her about it.

I dont think she will cheat on me but im not sure... i think i will confront her

[Katamari007]

H̒ͤͨͥͫ̽̾̀ͨ͛̃̑̆̑̈́̓̔҉̵͈̱̹͙͇̹͘O̶̍̏̎̌̿̏͐̌̆ͬͮ͜͏̪̥͍̬̰͕̬͙̀͝L̵͈̙̪̖̻͕̘̺̣͂̉̔͒̍ͨ͊ͯÝ̴͕̼̲̮̺̠̺̘̖͖̖ͬͮͩ́̏́͜ ̨̱͔̘̬̙͇̤͈ͦͮͣͬ͆ͩ͑̇̇ͮ̇ͬ̎̀F̵̧̫̺͕̤͉̮͆͒̓̍ͩ̃̓ͭͤ̇͗͌́͆͞U̷͈͈̹̖̪̼͉͇͖̹̦̰̖̝̳͈ͪ̽̇̐͊̐̋̑͒̽ͥ̆̉ͣ̈ͤ̀́̚͜͜C̸͛ͮͦ͊̾̓̿҉̗͈͕͕̳̯̺̙͎̪̲̦͜K̈́ͯ͂̈́͠͏̜͇͓̰̻̘̼̟̫̺̲̻̮̰͔͖̻͓ ̸̡̫̳̺̬̹̙̘̺̺̜̭̙͚͕̙͕͊̔̐ͤ̅̓̋͒ͤ͑ͦ̆̔͂̄͋ͧ́̿H̫̮͈̹͉͓̯̳͇͛ͤ͂̏̃̎̈͑ͬͨ̈́̏́́̚͡E̶̶͔̤̮̭̺̦̬͙̯͔̰̮̥̤̖̤͔̫̠̅̔̅̓ͭ̊ͨ̆̈́̾͞L̅ͯ͂͒̓̊̆͋̎͑̾̂̆̃̾ͬ҉͡͏̵͈̲̭̺̯̣̘̬̹̗͍̬̩P̵̡̧̛͙̦̭̬̘̱͕͖͈ͪͤ̀͋̊̓̏,̵̜͙̣̝̗̭̓̍ͩ̍̈́̀͆̐̂͆̓͒̔́ ̢̲̰͓͉̤̱͇̳͕̖͍͖̲̠̼̯͈͓̂ͣͭ̈́̀ͅḬ̧̥͚̠̬̳̤̺̱̝̝͑̔ͬͭ̈̀̂̀͟͜͝T̷̛̪͎̭̳̗̯̬̮̘͉͉̾̇̓͆ͣͦ̾́͛̈ͣ̏̿͠'̷̧̦͉̖͓̙̖̭̰͗̍̔̄ͭ͗̍́͢͠S̙̖̑̎͊͑̿ͥ͌ͪ͛̇ͬ͆̓͆ͤ̅͛̍ͬ͜͞͡͠ͅͅ ̨̳̥͔͍̺̳̦͚̣̯̹̖̜͕͎͚͋̏ͪ̽͐̀͞ͅZ̸̖̼͉̳̗͓̗͇̙̠̺͈̬̼̘̿́ͯ̆Å̸̶̦̮̠͕̬͚̞̇ͤ̓̈́͗ͩ̿̋̎ͥ̈́̎͂́͠L̶̴̶̴̘̙̗͉̥̻̳̠̳̫̳ͨ̓̎͊ͩ̈́ͦ̔ͩ͑ͤ̐̆̀̓̍͑G̛͎͕̦͔̭̼̦̻̭̫̙͉̰̹ͣͨ̆̾̀̏̎͗̆̇ͣͯͨ̈́̉ͨ͟ͅƠ̷̛̱̪͚̭̥̩͈͈ͯ͐͌ͫ̆͌ͧ̌̍̾̕͟
̴̵̘̖̘̦̜̜̙̦̘̝̥̘̝͇̝̖̈́͆̾͗͗ͮ̕͟ͅͅͅW͌͆̾ͨ̔͊͆̔ͯ̅̐͆ͦ̄ͩ͌͞͏͚͈͙̟̦͜H̵̵͍̲̤̘̖̘ͫ̒ͩ̽ͯ̃̏A̡͉͕͉̳̤͙͉̜̳̺̜ͯ̀ͪͥ͌ͨ̈́̀̇̈͆́ͅT̴̨̜͕͉͉̟͈̻̩͖͍̥̓ͨ̐̾ͯ̃ͮͤ̄ͣͥ̈̿̄̀̆̚̚̕͘ ̵̣̫̪̮̣͚͇͇͂̆ͦ͌̏́D̸ͬͯ͒̌͂ͦͤ̉͒̇͛̏̎͂̐ͮ͒ͩ́͏̯͔̻͍̻Ơ͈͖̖͔͇̬̼̾͐̈́̃ͤͩ̋̅ͬ̍͌͟ ̺̞͚̖̼͚͇̣̘̱̜͇̻̻̔ͨͫͦ̀I̛̛͙̻̜͓̞̫̲̩͇̞͉̮̜͍ͩ͋ͬͧ̏ͮͨ̒̑ͫ̓ͩͥ̚͢͢ ͮ̒ͯ̽̋͟҉̵͙̘̜̜̝͖̟̕͡D̵̨̛͓̟̱͎̜͉̙̥̹̩͕̖͖̖̼̏̈́͆̽ͮ̓͌͘͢O̴̱̟̲͉̞̤̞̪̻̘̫̺͓̯̬ͤ̂̈́̐ͭ͆̊ͮ̄ͮ̿ͮͪ́ͧ̾̓́́͡͞

[Monocle]

I dont think she will cheat on me but im not sure... i think i will confront her

Do itttt.

H̒ͤͨͥͫ̽̾̀ͨ͛̃̑̆̑̈́̓̔҉̵͈̱̹͙͇̹͘O̶̍̏̎̌̿̏͐̌̆ͬͮ͜͏̪̥͍̬̰͕̬͙̀͝L̵͈̙̪̖̻͕̘̺̣͂̉̔͒̍ͨ͊ͯÝ̴͕̼̲̮̺̠̺̘̖͖̖ͬͮͩ́̏́͜ ̨̱͔̘̬̙͇̤͈ͦͮͣͬ͆ͩ͑̇̇ͮ̇ͬ̎̀F̵̧̫̺͕̤͉̮͆͒̓̍ͩ̃̓ͭͤ̇͗͌́͆͞U̷͈͈̹̖̪̼͉͇͖̹̦̰̖̝̳͈ͪ̽̇̐͊̐̋̑͒̽ͥ̆̉ͣ̈ͤ̀́̚͜͜C̸͛ͮͦ͊̾̓̿҉̗͈͕͕̳̯̺̙͎̪̲̦͜K̈́ͯ͂̈́͠͏̜͇͓̰̻̘̼̟̫̺̲̻̮̰͔͖̻͓ ̸̡̫̳̺̬̹̙̘̺̺̜̭̙͚͕̙͕͊̔̐ͤ̅̓̋͒ͤ͑ͦ̆̔͂̄͋ͧ́̿H̫̮͈̹͉͓̯̳͇͛ͤ͂̏̃̎̈͑ͬͨ̈́̏́́̚͡E̶̶͔̤̮̭̺̦̬͙̯͔̰̮̥̤̖̤͔̫̠̅̔̅̓ͭ̊ͨ̆̈́̾͞L̅ͯ͂͒̓̊̆͋̎͑̾̂̆̃̾ͬ҉͡͏̵͈̲̭̺̯̣̘̬̹̗͍̬̩P̵̡̧̛͙̦̭̬̘̱͕͖͈ͪͤ̀͋̊̓̏,̵̜͙̣̝̗̭̓̍ͩ̍̈́̀͆̐̂͆̓͒̔́ ̢̲̰͓͉̤̱͇̳͕̖͍͖̲̠̼̯͈͓̂ͣͭ̈́̀ͅḬ̧̥͚̠̬̳̤̺̱̝̝͑̔ͬͭ̈̀̂̀͟͜͝T̷̛̪͎̭̳̗̯̬̮̘͉͉̾̇̓͆ͣͦ̾́͛̈ͣ̏̿͠'̷̧̦͉̖͓̙̖̭̰͗̍̔̄ͭ͗̍́͢͠S̙̖̑̎͊͑̿ͥ͌ͪ͛̇ͬ͆̓͆ͤ̅͛̍ͬ͜͞͡͠ͅͅ ̨̳̥͔͍̺̳̦͚̣̯̹̖̜͕͎͚͋̏ͪ̽͐̀͞ͅZ̸̖̼͉̳̗͓̗͇̙̠̺͈̬̼̘̿́ͯ̆Å̸̶̦̮̠͕̬͚̞̇ͤ̓̈́͗ͩ̿̋̎ͥ̈́̎͂́͠L̶̴̶̴̘̙̗͉̥̻̳̠̳̫̳ͨ̓̎͊ͩ̈́ͦ̔ͩ͑ͤ̐̆̀̓̍͑G̛͎͕̦͔̭̼̦̻̭̫̙͉̰̹ͣͨ̆̾̀̏̎͗̆̇ͣͯͨ̈́̉ͨ͟ͅƠ̷̛̱̪͚̭̥̩͈͈ͯ͐͌ͫ̆͌ͧ̌̍̾̕͟
̴̵̘̖̘̦̜̜̙̦̘̝̥̘̝͇̝̖̈́͆̾͗͗ͮ̕͟ͅͅͅW͌͆̾ͨ̔͊͆̔ͯ̅̐͆ͦ̄ͩ͌͞͏͚͈͙̟̦͜H̵̵͍̲̤̘̖̘ͫ̒ͩ̽ͯ̃̏A̡͉͕͉̳̤͙͉̜̳̺̜ͯ̀ͪͥ͌ͨ̈́̀̇̈͆́ͅT̴̨̜͕͉͉̟͈̻̩͖͍̥̓ͨ̐̾ͯ̃ͮͤ̄ͣͥ̈̿̄̀̆̚̚̕͘ ̵̣̫̪̮̣͚͇͇͂̆ͦ͌̏́D̸ͬͯ͒̌͂ͦͤ̉͒̇͛̏̎͂̐ͮ͒ͩ́͏̯͔̻͍̻Ơ͈͖̖͔͇̬̼̾͐̈́̃ͤͩ̋̅ͬ̍͌͟ ̺̞͚̖̼͚͇̣̘̱̜͇̻̻̔ͨͫͦ̀I̛̛͙̻̜͓̞̫̲̩͇̞͉̮̜͍ͩ͋ͬͧ̏ͮͨ̒̑ͫ̓ͩͥ̚͢͢ ͮ̒ͯ̽̋͟҉̵͙̘̜̜̝͖̟̕͡D̵̨̛͓̟̱͎̜͉̙̥̹̩͕̖͖̖̼̏̈́͆̽ͮ̓͌͘͢O̴̱̟̲͉̞̤̞̪̻̘̫̺͓̯̬ͤ̂̈́̐ͭ͆̊ͮ̄ͮ̿ͮͪ́ͧ̾̓́́͡͞

Brick have been shat.

[Nymethus]

H̒ͤͨͥͫ̽̾̀ͨ͛̃̑̆̑̈́̓̔҉̵͈̱̹͙͇̹͘O̶̍̏̎̌̿̏͐̌̆ͬͮ͜͏̪̥͍̬̰͕̬͙̀͝L̵͈̙̪̖̻͕̘̺̣͂̉̔͒̍ͨ͊ͯÝ̴͕̼̲̮̺̠̺̘̖͖̖ͬͮͩ́̏́͜ ̨̱͔̘̬̙͇̤͈ͦͮͣͬ͆ͩ͑̇̇ͮ̇ͬ̎̀F̵̧̫̺͕̤͉̮͆͒̓̍ͩ̃̓ͭͤ̇͗͌́͆͞U̷͈͈̹̖̪̼͉͇͖̹̦̰̖̝̳͈ͪ̽̇̐͊̐̋̑͒̽ͥ̆̉ͣ̈ͤ̀́̚͜͜C̸͛ͮͦ͊̾̓̿҉̗͈͕͕̳̯̺̙͎̪̲̦͜K̈́ͯ͂̈́͠͏̜͇͓̰̻̘̼̟̫̺̲̻̮̰͔͖̻͓ ̸̡̫̳̺̬̹̙̘̺̺̜̭̙͚͕̙͕͊̔̐ͤ̅̓̋͒ͤ͑ͦ̆̔͂̄͋ͧ́̿H̫̮͈̹͉͓̯̳͇͛ͤ͂̏̃̎̈͑ͬͨ̈́̏́́̚͡E̶̶͔̤̮̭̺̦̬͙̯͔̰̮̥̤̖̤͔̫̠̅̔̅̓ͭ̊ͨ̆̈́̾͞L̅ͯ͂͒̓̊̆͋̎͑̾̂̆̃̾ͬ҉͡͏̵͈̲̭̺̯̣̘̬̹̗͍̬̩P̵̡̧̛͙̦̭̬̘̱͕͖͈ͪͤ̀͋̊̓̏,̵̜͙̣̝̗̭̓̍ͩ̍̈́̀͆̐̂͆̓͒̔́ ̢̲̰͓͉̤̱͇̳͕̖͍͖̲̠̼̯͈͓̂ͣͭ̈́̀ͅḬ̧̥͚̠̬̳̤̺̱̝̝͑̔ͬͭ̈̀̂̀͟͜͝T̷̛̪͎̭̳̗̯̬̮̘͉͉̾̇̓͆ͣͦ̾́͛̈ͣ̏̿͠'̷̧̦͉̖͓̙̖̭̰͗̍̔̄ͭ͗̍́͢͠S̙̖̑̎͊͑̿ͥ͌ͪ͛̇ͬ͆̓͆ͤ̅͛̍ͬ͜͞͡͠ͅͅ ̨̳̥͔͍̺̳̦͚̣̯̹̖̜͕͎͚͋̏ͪ̽͐̀͞ͅZ̸̖̼͉̳̗͓̗͇̙̠̺͈̬̼̘̿́ͯ̆Å̸̶̦̮̠͕̬͚̞̇ͤ̓̈́͗ͩ̿̋̎ͥ̈́̎͂́͠L̶̴̶̴̘̙̗͉̥̻̳̠̳̫̳ͨ̓̎͊ͩ̈́ͦ̔ͩ͑ͤ̐̆̀̓̍͑G̛͎͕̦͔̭̼̦̻̭̫̙͉̰̹ͣͨ̆̾̀̏̎͗̆̇ͣͯͨ̈́̉ͨ͟ͅƠ̷̛̱̪͚̭̥̩͈͈ͯ͐͌ͫ̆͌ͧ̌̍̾̕͟
̴̵̘̖̘̦̜̜̙̦̘̝̥̘̝͇̝̖̈́͆̾͗͗ͮ̕͟ͅͅͅW͌͆̾ͨ̔͊͆̔ͯ̅̐͆ͦ̄ͩ͌͞͏͚͈͙̟̦͜H̵̵͍̲̤̘̖̘ͫ̒ͩ̽ͯ̃̏A̡͉͕͉̳̤͙͉̜̳̺̜ͯ̀ͪͥ͌ͨ̈́̀̇̈͆́ͅT̴̨̜͕͉͉̟͈̻̩͖͍̥̓ͨ̐̾ͯ̃ͮͤ̄ͣͥ̈̿̄̀̆̚̚̕͘ ̵̣̫̪̮̣͚͇͇͂̆ͦ͌̏́D̸ͬͯ͒̌͂ͦͤ̉͒̇͛̏̎͂̐ͮ͒ͩ́͏̯͔̻͍̻Ơ͈͖̖͔͇̬̼̾͐̈́̃ͤͩ̋̅ͬ̍͌͟ ̺̞͚̖̼͚͇̣̘̱̜͇̻̻̔ͨͫͦ̀I̛̛͙̻̜͓̞̫̲̩͇̞͉̮̜͍ͩ͋ͬͧ̏ͮͨ̒̑ͫ̓ͩͥ̚͢͢ ͮ̒ͯ̽̋͟҉̵͙̘̜̜̝͖̟̕͡D̵̨̛͓̟̱͎̜͉̙̥̹̩͕̖͖̖̼̏̈́͆̽ͮ̓͌͘͢O̴̱̟̲͉̞̤̞̪̻̘̫̺͓̯̬ͤ̂̈́̐ͭ͆̊ͮ̄ͮ̿ͮͪ́ͧ̾̓́́͡͞

Half of that made more sense than half of everyone in this thread, and half of it came down as an interesting conclusion.

[Visage]

H̒ͤͨͥͫ̽̾̀ͨ͛̃̑̆̑̈́̓̔҉̵͈̱̹͙͇̹͘O̶̍̏̎̌̿̏͐̌̆ͬͮ͜͏̪̥͍̬̰͕̬͙̀͝L̵͈̙̪̖̻͕̘̺̣͂̉̔͒̍ͨ͊ͯÝ̴͕̼̲̮̺̠̺̘̖͖̖ͬͮͩ́̏́͜ ̨̱͔̘̬̙͇̤͈ͦͮͣͬ͆ͩ͑̇̇ͮ̇ͬ̎̀F̵̧̫̺͕̤͉̮͆͒̓̍ͩ̃̓ͭͤ̇͗͌́͆͞U̷͈͈̹̖̪̼͉͇͖̹̦̰̖̝̳͈ͪ̽̇̐͊̐̋̑͒̽ͥ̆̉ͣ̈ͤ̀́̚͜͜C̸͛ͮͦ͊̾̓̿҉̗͈͕͕̳̯̺̙͎̪̲̦͜K̈́ͯ͂̈́͠͏̜͇͓̰̻̘̼̟̫̺̲̻̮̰͔͖̻͓ ̸̡̫̳̺̬̹̙̘̺̺̜̭̙͚͕̙͕͊̔̐ͤ̅̓̋͒ͤ͑ͦ̆̔͂̄͋ͧ́̿H̫̮͈̹͉͓̯̳͇͛ͤ͂̏̃̎̈͑ͬͨ̈́̏́́̚͡E̶̶͔̤̮̭̺̦̬͙̯͔̰̮̥̤̖̤͔̫̠̅̔̅̓ͭ̊ͨ̆̈́̾͞L̅ͯ͂͒̓̊̆͋̎͑̾̂̆̃̾ͬ҉͡͏̵͈̲̭̺̯̣̘̬̹̗͍̬̩P̵̡̧̛͙̦̭̬̘̱͕͖͈ͪͤ̀͋̊̓̏,̵̜͙̣̝̗̭̓̍ͩ̍̈́̀͆̐̂͆̓͒̔́ ̢̲̰͓͉̤̱͇̳͕̖͍͖̲̠̼̯͈͓̂ͣͭ̈́̀ͅḬ̧̥͚̠̬̳̤̺̱̝̝͑̔ͬͭ̈̀̂̀͟͜͝T̷̛̪͎̭̳̗̯̬̮̘͉͉̾̇̓͆ͣͦ̾́͛̈ͣ̏̿͠'̷̧̦͉̖͓̙̖̭̰͗̍̔̄ͭ͗̍́͢͠S̙̖̑̎͊͑̿ͥ͌ͪ͛̇ͬ͆̓͆ͤ̅͛̍ͬ͜͞͡͠ͅͅ ̨̳̥͔͍̺̳̦͚̣̯̹̖̜͕͎͚͋̏ͪ̽͐̀͞ͅZ̸̖̼͉̳̗͓̗͇̙̠̺͈̬̼̘̿́ͯ̆Å̸̶̦̮̠͕̬͚̞̇ͤ̓̈́͗ͩ̿̋̎ͥ̈́̎͂́͠L̶̴̶̴̘̙̗͉̥̻̳̠̳̫̳ͨ̓̎͊ͩ̈́ͦ̔ͩ͑ͤ̐̆̀̓̍͑G̛͎͕̦͔̭̼̦̻̭̫̙͉̰̹ͣͨ̆̾̀̏̎͗̆̇ͣͯͨ̈́̉ͨ͟ͅƠ̷̛̱̪͚̭̥̩͈͈ͯ͐͌ͫ̆͌ͧ̌̍̾̕͟
̴̵̘̖̘̦̜̜̙̦̘̝̥̘̝͇̝̖̈́͆̾͗͗ͮ̕͟ͅͅͅW͌͆̾ͨ̔͊͆̔ͯ̅̐͆ͦ̄ͩ͌͞͏͚͈͙̟̦͜H̵̵͍̲̤̘̖̘ͫ̒ͩ̽ͯ̃̏A̡͉͕͉̳̤͙͉̜̳̺̜ͯ̀ͪͥ͌ͨ̈́̀̇̈͆́ͅT̴̨̜͕͉͉̟͈̻̩͖͍̥̓ͨ̐̾ͯ̃ͮͤ̄ͣͥ̈̿̄̀̆̚̚̕͘ ̵̣̫̪̮̣͚͇͇͂̆ͦ͌̏́D̸ͬͯ͒̌͂ͦͤ̉͒̇͛̏̎͂̐ͮ͒ͩ́͏̯͔̻͍̻Ơ͈͖̖͔͇̬̼̾͐̈́̃ͤͩ̋̅ͬ̍͌͟ ̺̞͚̖̼͚͇̣̘̱̜͇̻̻̔ͨͫͦ̀I̛̛͙̻̜͓̞̫̲̩͇̞͉̮̜͍ͩ͋ͬͧ̏ͮͨ̒̑ͫ̓ͩͥ̚͢͢ ͮ̒ͯ̽̋͟҉̵͙̘̜̜̝͖̟̕͡D̵̨̛͓̟̱͎̜͉̙̥̹̩͕̖͖̖̼̏̈́͆̽ͮ̓͌͘͢O̴̱̟̲͉̞̤̞̪̻̘̫̺͓̯̬ͤ̂̈́̐ͭ͆̊ͮ̄ͮ̿ͮͪ́ͧ̾̓́́͡͞

HOLY forget HELP IT'S ZALGO WHAT DO I DO

[Gamefandan]

IS MONOCLE MAGIC 8-BALL?

[HellHound]

If I want to crush a kid in my school's windpipe is this a bad thing?

[Monocle]

IS MONOCLE MAGIC 8-BALL?

If I want to crush a kid in my school's windpipe is this a bad thing?

Yup.

[chaseyqurt]

Today at school my friend came up to me and said my girlfriend said that he was hot and she's been avoiding me and now im mad and sad and dont know what to do

Slap her in the mouth, best way to keep hoes in check.

[Monocle]

Monocle, my handwriting is pretty awful. I blame the internet.
Anyways, how do I improve it?

[Muffin]

Were is muffin on that note :c?

[Legodude77]

What's a furry?

[TheScout]

What's a furry?

/facefoot