Friendship is Magic: Perfect Japanese Help Desk

[Stocking]

how do you say "light bulbs in the pantry make me cry acid tears onto a drumstick" in japanese pls help i want to no i was talking wit this on dud and he sad sumthin an that wuz my anser but he nlee undrstd jpanis n i dnt no!

パントリーの電球は私がドラムスティックに涙酸を泣けさせる
Pantorii no denkyuu wa watashi ga doramusutikku ni namida san o nakesaseru

Kk...

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[Edman]

Does desu mean death?

[Stocking]

Does desu mean death?

In English it does, there is no "th" sound in Japanese so they substitute it with an "S" when speaking and spelling English words.

サンキュー (sankyuu) is another example, it's literally the English "Thankyou", but it's spelled with an "s" sound instead of a "th" because the "th" sound does not exist in Japanese.

[nienhaus1]

How to I  say "I hate the cold" in Japanese?

[Edman]

so would than be san?

[Stocking]

How to I  say "I hate the cold" in Japanese?

僕はポニーの子にオナニーする
Boku wa ponii no ko ni onanii suru

so would than be san?

Well it would be spelled that way if it were a low-level English textbook for Japanese people.

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Oh hey it's this topic again.
I forgot about it. :o

[nienhaus1]

Thanks stocking that made me like you more as a forum member so I removed want I said on my profile :D

[Iban]

Thanks stocking that made me like you more as a forum member so I removed want I said on my profile :D

I, kindly, advise not sending that message to anyone fluent in Japanese. :D

[nienhaus1]

What, why not?

[Iban]

What, why not?

It involves procrastination and research depicting young horses.

[Night Fox]

Does Japanese have different dialects like Chinese has?

It involves procrastination and research depicting young horses.

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[Iban]

Does Japanese have different dialects like Chinese has?

Every language does. There are four quadrants of Japan that speak with slightly different accents.

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It involves procrastination and research depicting young horses.

Oh wow I thought you were joking.

[Night Fox]

Every language does. There are four quadrants of Japan that speak with slightly different accents.

I was just wondering, because that's a small country.