We play LoL with whoever else that wants to join, and broadcast it on the internet. We have mics for lulz.
Our primary goals are
be funny and
talk strats. That's what you should hope to get when you watch, and that's what you should expect to strive for if you get on the mic. We want to have a good time, laugh, give newbies our best advice, and pick apart the finer points of strategy with pros.
We'd like more viewers and we need more funny people with microphones. Spread the word.
Seriously, when we're on, ask your friends to watch. More viewers in the show's chat = more stuff to talk about.
http://www.blogtv.com/people/MrWalletThe show is currently daily from 23:00 to 1:00 GMT (7-9PM Eastern, 4-6PM Pacific). To be reminded when we're broadcasting, follow @mrwallet on twitter (be aware the twitter is used for updates on my BL scripting and other silly things) or subscribe to the channel if possible (idk about blogtv lol).
Season 1 ends on Friday. Friday, Friday, May 27, fun fun fun fun lookin' forward to the weekend. It will hopefully resume about a week into July.
During the show we try to have a full 5-man arranged team, and anyone is welcome. We also want 3-5 commentators at all times, and again, anyone is welcome, though players in the current team will be given preference.
You will most likely not be added through this topic, and you should really not even try.
To be a commentator and/or player, say something in chat during the show. We use Skype for online chat; MrCookie is in charge of that, so add him. If you want to know how to be more funny when playing a video game, you can study by watching
let's plays or
Bleep Bloop.
About the Peoples:Here I will try to maintain a list of regular players/commentators so people are familiar with what is going on. Try not to take the order too personally, as I'm trying to rank it according to frequency of appearance and talkativeness, for the sake of new viewers. We love everyone who contributes. <3
Mr. Wallet is the video feed and main commentator. He has played League of Legends since beta, he reached summoner level 30 on February 24, 2010. He owns 69 of 75 champions on his main account, and he has accumulated over 1,000 hours of game-time. Wallet prides himself on his relatively broad and open-minded view of strategy, which probably makes him a good person to take advice from. He enjoys practicing with as many different champions as possible and finding new, unexpected strategies that are ridiculed mercilessly by closed-minded allies before he inevitably MVPs. He knows an unhealthy amount about the game's mechanics. Wallet always considers himself informative and enlightening, but most of the time he just comes across as sarcastic and egotistical and talks way too much. His best champions are Akali, Sona, Dr. Mundo, Mordekaiser, Taric, and Soraka.
Awards: Voice Actor Pin (x2), Schemer Award (x2), Certificate of Cleverness (x2), Tactician Award (x2), Tutor Medal (x3), Speech Impediment Undiscouragement Ribbon, Savior Medal, League Commendation, Brainstormer Medal, Protip Medallion (x3), Legion of Comedy (x2), Microphone Ownership Achievement Award (x5), Affirmation of Being a Warm Body (x2), Certificate of Vocalization (x2), Rescuer's Ribbon, Skype Commendation (x3), Medal of Jokes, Successfully Connected to the Game Pin (x2), Gravedigger Commendation, Summoner Pin, Medallion of Lulz, Entertainer Pin, Ear Rape Neighborhood Watch Member of the Day (x2), Laughter Cross, Humor Medal, Kill-Stealer Award, Bronze Heart of Monster-Slaying, Ribbon of Strategy
Clockwork (a.k.a. Kevin) is a blocklander who has played League of legends actively for nearly a year. He knows a bunch about the game and sometimes provides some major strat talk. He mostly plays Tanks, Off Tanks, and Mages with the occasional high-damage-low-survival champ thrown in. His best champions are, Kogmaw, Nasus, Veigar, Nidalee, Fiddlesticks, Galio, and Chogath. He enjoys the color orange, Dragons, and Writing, and thinks Wallet is an angry hamster who rolls the ball in different directions to spread his opinion to the internet.
Awards: Medal of Jokes (x2), Voice Actor Pin (x2), Ribbon of Strategy (x2), Laughter Cross (x2), Ear Rape Neighborhood Watch Member of the Day, Humor Medal
MrCookie (a.k.a. Handkerchief) is the main chat monitor and organizes getting all the commentators into a Skype chat and all the players into an arranged team. He started out as a newbie pupil of Mr. Wallet's and was molded into an excellent player in his own right, and has now played over 600 games. His mic sucks so he generally keeps it muted; when you hear someone switch their mic on, talk, and switch it back off, that's him. He enjoys trolling and/or acting ridiculous using the in-game text chat. His best champions are Akali, Mordekaiser, Vladimir, and some other people I can't remember right now.
Awards: Murderer Medal, Speech Impediment Undiscouragement Ribbon (x2), Defender Cup, Certificate of Vocalization, Phlebotomist Medal, League Commendation, Entertainer Pin (x2), Participation Ribbon, Voice Actor Pin (x2), Legion of Comedy
Ministry has forcibly taken over the show against Wallet's wishes. He is the resident funny accent provider, because he lives somewhere in England. We can't be bothered to learn any geography so we're not quite sure where. Although woefully undereducated by British standards - he is neither eloquent in introducing royalty nor knowledgeable of seacraft - he nonetheless provides a unique perspective and a funny accent. He specializes in attack speed LeBlanc and not having any of his champions because he usually plays on the EU servers.
Awards: Certificate of Vocalization (x2), Ear Rape Neighborhood Watch Member of the Day, Medal of Jokes, Entertainer Pin
Fizzles (a.k.a. Tater) is a blocklander.
Awards: Medallion of Lulz, Tactician Award, Skype Commendation, Savior Medal
HelplessZ is the blame-bunny. Blaming teammates is a time-honored tradition in League of Legends, and we have elevated it to a science. Specifically, we know that it's never one's own fault, and if HelplessZ is around, it's definitely his. All of his kills are kill-steals (or worse) and all of his assists are attempted kill steals. He has a habit of getting the best kill:death ratio on the team and getting triple and quadra kills; as we all know, this proves that he is amazingly good at stealing kills from the real players.
Awards: Voice Actor Pin, Defender Cup, Microphone Ownership Achievement Award
NickTheSushi is a newbie that Mr. Wallet uses as a punching bag because Wallet's an arrogant richard.
Awards: Certificate of Gameplay
theBLT is one of MrCookie's friends. He's very good.
Awards: Summoner Pin, Participation Ribbon (x2)
Volcas is one of MrCookie's friends. Also good.
Awards: League Commendation (x2), Order of the Shield, Certificate of Killing Blows
Chexguy is a blocklander.
Awards: Speech Impediment Undiscouragement Ribbon
Icey is the first person to watch us on a regular basis without actually being in the show. Our #1 fan occasionally does join in.
Awards: None
Boomshae is a viewer and occasional player - I don't
think he's a blocklander...? *shrug*
Awards: Certificate of Vocalization, Order of the Shield
Bret (or Brit, whatever) is a friend of Ministry's and another British person. When the two of them converse it's like we're playing in Jolly Olde England!
Awards: None
x1Eternal is one of MrCookie's friends. He plays a mean Akali.
Awards: None
Awards wut: The awards are randomly rolled-for by being on the regulars list and participating in or helping the show in various ways. People tend to net more awards for being entertaining and talking strats, and there's also award rolls for areas of exemplary performance in-game. Mr. Wallet is the only person present all the time for every single show, so he's going to end up with the most rolls (and the most awards). That and he probably cheats.
