The legend of Carl.

[Alex Man!]

You crap them out. Then you send them at the squid, but the squid is giant compared to them. They all die.

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[coolCPU1]

Pour salt on the squid.

[Alex Man!]

Pour salt on the squid.

It appears that the squid has a nasty papercut! You put salt on it, and the squid dies. The mini Mr.Fluff falls off of the squid to his death. Now what, biyatch? Look around?

[LeeroyBlockhead]

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[Nymethus]

Look at the sand-green building

[Alex Man!]

there is none. Just ask to look around, sheesh.

[Nymethus]

Look at thee around

[Alex Man!]

I'll go again. Cus i'm too cool f0 school. Or something.
You dive for the boat, but oddly, there's a box there. A slightly tall one. You jump over the railing and survive by hitting the box, but then, you discover that you get trapped in a very hard tube. But with a almost super thin, soft lid to it. A robotic hand raises up, and moves you over to the roosterpit which is piloting it. It's the real Mr.Fluff.

[coolCPU1]

Poison some catnip you found on a shelf in the roosterpit and force feed it to him.

[Alex Man!]

Poison some catnip you found on a shelf in the roosterpit and force feed it to him.

You kick open the soft lid of the tube your'e in, and shove the box down his throat. That pretty much chocked him. But 88 percent was the poison. Good job.
But now what happens? You have no idea how to steer a boat, and it's heading right off of course!

[Nymethus]

Look for the boat papers that says how to steer

[Alex Man!]

You find a book that says (Boating for dummies) *i had to edit it just to say boating, not sport boating* That says how to steer. You end up stopping near a island with a giant mountain, called Adventure Mountain. Go in?

[Nymethus]

In where?

[Alex Man!]

A cave.

[Nymethus]

oh okay yeah sure go in