The legend of Carl.

[Alex Man!]

He says "Holy stuff what" then you press a button, flinging him to space.
BUT THEN HE LATCHES ON TO PART OF THE ROOF BEFORE HE IS SENT TO SPACE AND HEADBUTTS THROUGH THE GLASS. WHAT DO YOU DOO
(there's a door that leads back to the city.)

[Ad Bot]

[LeetZero]

Make a big scary roar to... "shove" him away.

[Alex Man!]

Bad drawing intentional.
Anyways. He just stands there...And stares at you. You back up really slowly and run back into the city to find douchey.

[LeetZero]

Well then, find Douchey!

[Alex Man!]

Well then, find Douchey!

You toss an icecream cone up in the air, and douche sees it in the skyscraper he flew in. He jumps out the window, catches the cone, and you catch him with your robo hand. SUCCESSES

[LeetZero]

Transform your robot arm into a boombox and then dance with him, as a celebration for him not dieing...

[Alex Man!]

You start dancing, but then douchey walks up to a person with a hotdog cart, lightly slaps him on the face, and walks away with a hotdog. The person gets very, very mad.
Whaddudo do? for a klondike bar

[coolCPU1]

Throw the boombox at the hot dog cart guy then retrieve it and continue celebrating... and steal all the hot dogs...

And I'd do that for a klondike bar.

[Alex Man!]

I dont feel like drawing at the time.
So anyways, you throw the boombox at the hotdog cart person, retreive it, and walk away. But then douchey dissapears. Where the hell did he go? (You choose where he is, and what you do.)

[Brickarms]

use you doche gps finder thingy to find him and slap him with a bun

[Alex Man!]

You  find him, and he's about to piss on an electric fence for a prison. Luckily you stopped him, but then a guy from prison FARTS OVER THE FENCE AND RUNS TOWARD YOU. NO WONDER WHY HE ENJOYED CHILI NIGHT. WHAT DO YOU DOOOOO?

[Alex Man!]

New video i made out of boredom.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qPhVUm8XOQ&feature=youtube_gdata

[Alex Man!]

i will sell your soul on Ebay if you don't continue. I have a bidder...his name is...Billy Mays? WHAT THE F-

[coolCPU1]

Eat spinach then throw the guy to china.

[Puggles]

i throw cookies at him and run away.