The legend of Carl.

[Alex Man!]

Well, that cigarette is on fire. Then it appears they sent the loving ARMY after you. They're waiting for you around the corner with all the guns they have. What you gonna do? (for a klondike bar)

[Ad Bot]

[Alex Man!]

i will make you rape small children if you do not continue.

[?]

i will make you rape small children if you do not continue.

you know saying stuff like taht is going to make people want to post less

[Brickarms]

manipul8 the army to shoot eachother and go to SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCC CCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Alex Man!]

manipul8 the army to shoot eachother and go to SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCC CCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Please, no. Continue it more seriously.

[Brickarms]

manipul8 the army to shoot eachother

[Alex Man!]

YOU GIVE THEM YOUR STARE. COLOR MELTS OFF OF EVERYTHING.

The soldiers then shoot eachother, and color restores

You then walk down the street, only to find a electronics store with the news on the display. Saying to stay inside at all cost. You ignore it, and continue to a building.
What is inside, and what happens?

[LeetZero]

There's a hobo which is offering you a box... (The next post shall be the continuing)

[Brickarms]

and he's willing to give you a whole stuffton of guns

[Alex Man!]

and he's willing to give you a whole stuffton of guns

For some reason, i dont want to draw this time. I'll just put this video as an reaction.
              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIIvpPGYjLs
After the creep goes away, you find a sammich store that is on fire. With 84 elderly people inside. AND A SKYSCRAPER JUST GOT BLOWN IN HALF. WHAT DO YOU DO?
Or, you can go down the Srs business hallway and blow up some more people.

[LeetZero]

Take the hobo's clothes and use them to extingush the fire and save the eldery.

[Narkro555]

The reason this one is going well is because OP is willing to do whatever the hell his viewers tell him too, instead of giving really narrow choices and complaining whenever it gets off-topic.

[Alex Man!]

You save them, and when you ask for money, all they give you is lemon flavored lolipops. Ew. You kick each and every one in the face and walk away. You see a very peculiar person walking around, he looks like a robot. Beside from that, you hear more sounds. It's like this city's being invaded by someone. But who?
What happens next.

[Puggles]

there is an evil alian potato that is going to stell the firey ninja star of the volcano people to destroy the plant carl is on and carl finds him in the middle of doing it!

[Brickarms]

>carl: climb that echeladder
heres a template