The legend of Carl.

[Puggles]

carl spots something out side carl and his friend go to see what it is

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[PowerDag]

And finds something which gives him POWARS.

[Alex Man!]

carl spots something out side carl and his friend go to see what it is

Instead of going outside, you look out the window and find that it's a drunk hobo that stole a car and rammed into the side of a house nearby. You leave your friend and Douchey inside, and you go out and investigate. What happens next?
Off topic : MEET THE MEDIC IS OUT, EVERYONE!

[Alex Man!]

I'll continue if you don't continue. Then it will be less entertaining.

[Brickarms]

give 500 boondollars to the hobo and tell him to get somthing nice :)
level up:
+1 kindness

[Alex Man!]

No picture because i'm tired. The blue pig grows money inside of it magically. But it dosent have any right now. The hobo gets mad and throws a bottle at you, making you pass out. You wake up hours later with douchey trying to drag you back inside, and there's a bunch of dead cops around. Douchey beat the stuff out them? Anyways, you get back inside and sit back down. However, your friend is in a room, and there is a flickering light visable under the door. What's going on in there, and what happens?

[Alex Man!]

pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?

[PowerDag]

> Knock on door and ask what your friend (whose name is Insufferable Smartass) is doing.

[Alex Man!]

You go inside, and find out that he's really a SPY. and the real friend is backstabbed in the other side of the room. Anyways, the spy is un-disguised and working on something in a really dark room. Him working on it is giving off light though. You fart, and the spy turns around. You say "What happened to Insufferable Smartass?"
What does the spy say, and what happens next?

[PowerDag]

He looks at your for a few seconds, then calls you a furry and laughs.

You kick his teeth in.

[Alex Man!]

You kick him in the face, but then he falls over on his creation and it explodes, blowing up the building, and sending you and Douchey through a wall of a building with zombies inside! What happens next?
Also, i'm not a furry. Carl's a cartoon, people.

[Primus]

>DasBoSchitt: Sue for copyright issues.

[Alex Man!]

>DasBoSchitt: Sue for copyright issues.

what. That gif's from Knowyourmeme.com

[PowerDag]

> Kill them.

[Alex Man!]

Anyways, you only manage to kill a few zombies before stumbling into a hole full of really nasty stuff. Oh please god no please not let it be what you think it is-
Hey! A chocolate ba- Nevermind. Anyways, you walk down the sewer you fell in somehow, and climb up a ladder leading outside. You look out of the hole, but a car swoops past your head right after you duck it down. Let's cut to the chase, a car starts blocking the manhole cover due to traffic. What do you do?