Ten important facts about Psionics:
Psionics has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Psionics in your ear 700 times!
If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Psionics.
If the annual Australian Psionics crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times!
Psionics never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Psionics and water.
In 1982 Time Magazine named Psionics its 'Man of the Year'!
Czar Paul I banished Psionics to Siberia for marching out of step.
Psionics is the world's largest rodent!
Red Psionics at night, shepherd's delight. Red Psionics at morning, shepherd's warning!