The Omegle Zombie Apocalypse Game

[Aeschylus]

You: What is OP?
Stranger: a cigarette
You: c:
Stranger: c:
Stranger: kbai
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: heyy
You: What is OP?
Stranger: i'm not sure
You: Then I shall rescue you. Get on this virtual helicopter and fly away, and then I can magically get a virtual bullet that does nothing what-so-ever.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I gave up because everyone after that didnt say anything, or just disconnected immediately before I asked "What is OP?". So basically, I have 13 rounds.

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[TapeDeck]

You: what is op?
Stranger: opium?
You: DANGER
You: YOU ARE IN DANGER, MA'AM
Stranger: DANGER?!
You: YES
You: DANGER
You: IT'S NOT SAFE HERE
Stranger: you're creepin me out
You: THE ZOMBIES
You: FOLLOW ME
Stranger: You sound like Joe!
You: I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE SAFEHOUSE
You: I DON'T KNOW WHO JOE IS
You: BUT I'LL BE HIM IF IT MEANS YOU'LL GET YOUR ASS IN THE SAFEHOUSE
Stranger: Joe is preparing for the zombie apocolypse
Stranger: yes, be joe then
You: FOLLOW JOE, MA'AM
You: *runs out door*
Stranger: *runs after strange man*
You: OKAY HERE'S THE SAFEHOUSE
You: GET INSIDE AND YOU'LL BE SAFE
You: JOE HERE HAS TO KEEP MOVING ALONG
Stranger: You are amazing
You: FAREWELL, SWEET PRINCESS
Stranger: Goodbye joe!!
Stranger: You saved my life and i wont forget you
You have disconnected.

You: what is op?
Stranger: 18, m, austin tx. will u send me pics?
You: bang
You: RIGHT IN THE HEAD
You: loving ZOMBIES, MAN
Stranger: boom headshot
Stranger: national socialist zombies?
You: NO
You: YOU
You: YOU'RE DEAD NOW
Stranger: why not national socialist zombies?
Stranger: black ops?
You: YOU'RE A ZOMBIE
You: AND I KILLED YOU
You: THUS, YOU ARE DEAD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ningyou]

You: What is OP?
Stranger: Old Pee?
You: OMG INFECTED
You: GET IN THE CHOPPER
You: THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING
Stranger: Hehe screw the chopper just gimme my minigun
You: omg ok
You: -gives you minigun-
You: LETS FITE THESE BITCHES
Stranger: -Shoots Stranger- hehe my chopper now
You: -dead-
Stranger: -Takes off in chopper
Stranger: -

:(

[SeventhSandwich]

Zombies have risen from the dead, and your team has successfully escaped the contamination zone and has established a camp for survivors. Your goal is to rescue other people and transport them safely to the camp by chopper.

Your weapon of choice: A fully loaded six-shot revolver.

Simply go onto omegle.com (If you want), and chat with a random stranger. But first you must ask them, "What is OP?"

If they answer, "A friend": You met a survivor and get a full cylinder.
If they answer with ASL, M/F, or anything related to personal information then they are infected. Shoot them and get the hell out of there.
If they answer anything other than the two listed above, they are civilians in need of assistance. You can either rescue them or leave them to die. If you do, you obtain +1 ammo. If not, you don't get or lose anything.
If you run out of ammo, you're done. You can reset at any time.

Now post some results.

Update: If you shoot the zombies, they're already dead. No exceptions. If they make up an excuse for being dead, they're just lying friends.

Gah you browse /b/...

[Clone v.117]

[Clone v.117]

second post...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what is OP?
Stranger: I have no clue
You: few a survivor
You: come on the zombies are getting close
You: get in my jeep!
Stranger: Zombies, huh?
You: you didnt notice>
Stranger: Nope
You: they ate your friends D:
Stranger: OMG, YOU'RE KIDDING
You: im so sorry
You: come on
You: i only have 1 bullet left!
Stranger: Noo, I can't go on...
You: but you must D:
Stranger: You leave without me
You: how could i leave a fellow survivor behind?
Stranger: What is life without my friends? Useless, I tell you. You go, you can survive this.
You: but... but i...
Stranger: Just go
You: OMG THEY ARE BEHIND YOU!
You: lookout
Stranger: AHHHHHH
You: [tackles the zombie]
You: [gets bitten]
You: BRRAIINNZZ
Stranger: Good thing I've got my beginner skills of karate to help us out!
You: i like applesauce :D

[brickybob]

I've seen this on 4chan so many times, but still fun to play.

[BobSevenSevens]

Stranger: are you going to waste my time or are you gonna suck my richard??
You: What is OP?
You: OH GOD ZOMBIE
You: DIIIIIEEEEEEEE
You: *shoots in head*
Stranger: Zombies WHERE???!
You: YOU ARE ZOMBIE
Stranger: O:<! How did you know?
You: GODDAMNIT DIE!
You: *runs away*
You have disconnected.

You: What is OP?
Stranger: My richard
You: OH GOD ZOMBIE
You: *Shoots in face*
You: DIE!'
Stranger: Never
You: D:
You: *Runs*

You: What is OP?
Stranger: ORIENTAL snakeES
You: ZOMBIE
You: *shoots*
Stranger: MONSTER

Best. Game. Ever.

Still have 10 9 bullets, forget yeah.

[Monocle]

unrelated

Bahahahahahaahahahaah.

*brofist*

[Shinji]

You: What is OP?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: op?
You: HEY
You: LISTEN
You: WE NEED TO GET YOU TO SAFETY
You: THERE'S ZOMBIES OUT THERE BRO
You: ZOMBIES
You: LET'S GO
Stranger: ya
You: COME ON
Stranger: who?
You: JUST FOLLOW ME
You: AND WE'LL GET THE ZOMBIES
Stranger: zombies?
You: HERE GET IN THIS HELICOPTER
You: WE'RE TAKING YOU TO THE CAMP.
Your conversational partner has disconnected

You: What is OP?
Stranger: f?
You: Boom
You: Right in the head.
You: Bitch.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: What is OP?
Stranger: hiiii! 17 f ca horny, you?
You: Right in the forgetin' head
You: That's my second one today
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: What is OP?
You: richards
You: you're making me waste ammo here

[Momentum]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Who is OP
Stranger: m
Stranger: u f
You: COME WITH ME
You: WE MUST GET YOU TO THE SHELTER
Stranger: if u want to live
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He didn't let me save him :c

[Placid]

Best. Game. Ever.

you're doing it wrong
if they don't know or answer something that's not "a friend" or "asl" they are civilians
"a friend" is survivors
"asl" is a zombie

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

-snip-

That's clearly a zombie because he asked you if you were a female. If you took him to the camp, you get the people at camp infected.

[indyjones]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What is OP?
Stranger: Hey baby, I'm 21, I've got huge tits, an awesome pusillanimous individual, and I've got a webcam going on right now! I do free private rooms as well. Come check me out. tiny.cc/hotblondiee
You: Hey I saw you earlier
Stranger: im m u??
You: f :)
You: lol
You: This is weird
Stranger: hotmail??
Stranger: messenger
Stranger: or facebook??
Stranger: come to me
You: I would rather not hang out with a tranloveual freak.
Stranger: fock off man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I did a really great roleplay with a /b/rother but I lost the infostuff.

[Feep]

This is from /b/, just saying.