I'm no longer confused and quite content: The story of a man and his laptop

[fred da kiko]

there's also the fact that I really don't want to take legal action

y'know

this is all circumstantial, legal action must only be taken as a last resort. just go ahead with the plan of going in politely and calmly and becoming more aggressive if he doesn't give you the laptop. remember, speak softly but carry a big stick.

[Ad Bot]

[Regulith]

Have you talked to your mom about this? Is she willing to help you get it back?

I'm going to ask for it back directly before I do anything else

I'd imagine she would help me though

[fred da kiko]

I'm going to ask for it back directly before I do anything else

I'd imagine she would help me though

she is going to go straight through his door and kick his ass.

[Regulith]

nah that's my job

if my mom was like that she'd have done it months ago, I can tell she's fairly indifferent on the matter :/

[fred da kiko]

nah that's my job

if my mom was like that she'd have done it months ago, I can tell she's fairly indifferent on the matter :/

hire a burly black man to stand behind you and look menacing  while you talk to your dad.

[Regulith]

I'm hesitant to send him a lousy text message, let alone drive for 2 hours and look him in the eye, with or without a muscular menace

[fred da kiko]

I'm hesitant to send him a lousy text message, let alone drive for 2 hours and look him in the eye, with or without a muscular menace

unless your dad is one of those tough strong manly dad types he wouldn't forget with your burly black man.

[Nickelob Ultra]

when you go to court, play this song.

That's a stuffty song to play in court.  Play something real like the Law & Order theme.

[fred da kiko]

That's a stuffty song to play in court.  Play something real like the Law & Order theme.

start talking while someone plays an instrumental of the national anthem.

[shafin25]

Tell him to return the laptop without anything adjusted or modified.
If he did modify it, sue him.

[fred da kiko]

Tell him to return the laptop without anything adjusted or modified.
If he did modify it, sue him.

you could just kill him and eat his heart so you can morph into his form...

[Frontrox]

probably my foot in your ass

Dude, that's gay. I don't have a foot special interest.

[AfterShock]

Dude, that's gay. I don't have a foot special interest.

I love feet.
They're only gay if it's men feet.

[Frontrox]

I love feet.
They're only gay if it's men feet.

but regulith is a guy, and he loves ponies. He probably masturbates while steeping in horse manure.

[AfterShock]

but regulith is a guy, and he loves ponies. He probably masturbates while steeping in horse manure.

And?