Author Topic: [100x70] Experiment Z - SWEET SEMEN OF BABY JESUS! ZOMBIES!  (Read 34115 times)

Pull a ham out of the fridge and mercilessly bludgeon the zombie with it.

Throw your hat onto his face like some sort of demented frisbee golf shot and blind the zombie.


Try to get to the microwave and throw it at him.

Throw the tablecloth over it!

Throw tablecloth over zombie, open the fridge, tuck the zombie in, close the door and set the cold level to ARE YOU loving INSANE?

Get all kitchen knives and throw at zombie!

^your avatar looks like a loving DINOSAUR and DINOSAURS are BADASS

Pull a ham out of the fridge and mercilessly bludgeon the zombie with it.
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Pull a ham out of the fridge and mercilessly bludgeon the zombie with it.


You frantically sling open the fridge door as hard as you can to look for something large and frozen, like a ham, to mindlessly wail on the zombie with. In your delirious door-slinging efforts, you hear a large crack come from the other side of the door, then a thud.


Stomp all over the zombie's face


realize the zombie is your father

Kick the zombie.
Pick up a chair.
Smash it with it.