Author Topic: [100x70] Experiment Z - SWEET SEMEN OF BABY JESUS! ZOMBIES!  (Read 29824 times)

Assure your guests that you're one of them


You assure your red guest that HE'S GOING BACK IN THE loving GROUND.

die because you didnt expect recoil and the zombie had time to attack you while you were aiming

bust out some ninja moves and knife the blue undead chap in front of you

Attempt to leap over blue guest

Why shoot red? Blue was closer.

Anyway, turn around and walk up the stairs a bit, and shoot blue while he's following you.

dragon kick zombie's face off
Stab zombie in face. He looks close enough.
If he isn't as close as you anticipated then throw the knife. Since you're at a higher altitude, there's a better chance it'll hit something if you miss his head.

Why the hell would you waste a bullet like that

Why the hell would you waste a bullet like that
Because when there was zombies you will find bullets in a trashcan and everywhere else.

SWAP TO KNIFE. BACKHAND GRIP FOR ADDITIONAL POWER. SLAM THAT stuff HOME IN BLUEY'S loving SKULL.

bash the zombie with the painting, a la Dead Rising.

You assure your red guest that HE'S GOING BACK IN THE loving GROUND.
Maybe the have a taste for art?

Equip the FINE ART and use it as a shield to bash the zombie away from you.

Then send the motherforgeter back to hell.

Why the hell would you waste a bullet like that


Well, because it's pretty bad ass. You demonstrate this fact to yourself again by sliding down the stairs and poppin' a cap in the zombie's ass.

Check zombs for loot.
Inquire the room.

You couldve been more badass if you went up the stairs, waited for them and slid down with the knife making all the zombies scream in pain....
OH WELL.
PS:Zombies hear gunshots, monday you better be fast.