Author Topic: This morning I woke up in a puddle of blood (Read 926 times)

Narkro555 · July 03, 2011, 03:30:20 PM

Okay, maybe that's an exaggeration.
But this morning I woke up and apparently my nose had begun bleeding overnight, so now I have to clean up a giant puddle of blood off my pillow and bed, and it's a pain to remove.

(I need to make sure what board I'm posting in next time...)

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zookuw · July 03, 2011, 03:33:06 PM

It's that time of month.

ultimamax · July 03, 2011, 03:33:20 PM

You're becoming a big girl now.

james4115 · July 03, 2011, 03:33:32 PM

do you like pick your nose in your sleep?

with a screwdriver?

Quote from: zookuw on July 03, 2011, 03:33:06 PM

It's that time of month.

Quote from: ultimamax on July 03, 2011, 03:33:20 PM

You're becoming a big girl now.

so she sleeps with her vagina near her pillow
thats normal

Narkro555 · July 03, 2011, 03:34:28 PM

Actually, I think it's the humidity.

Freeze · July 03, 2011, 03:36:05 PM

I woke up to my mobile phone ringing. Still don't know who phoned. What I got from voicemail was apparently what seemed to be my two old friends fighting (they don't like me anymore :c) and one of them saying 'I'm phoning Freeze!' and the other saying 'No you aren't' and then more muffled noises.

(replace freeze with my irl name)

ATKitton. · July 03, 2011, 03:37:18 PM

It happens to every girl once in her lifetime.

Monocle · July 03, 2011, 03:38:11 PM

I'm a big kid now!

Freeze · July 03, 2011, 03:38:16 PM

Quote from: ATKitton. on July 03, 2011, 03:37:18 PM

It happens to every girl once in her lifetime.

lol'd

steve5451 · July 03, 2011, 03:38:28 PM

Interesting story, Freeze.
Perhaps you should write a an autobiography.

EDIT: And it's good to know that I'm not the only one with a mini vagina under my nose.