Battlefield Megathread

[Mr.jacksaunt]

There is nothing more satisfying than sniping someone trying to hide and snipe others.

Better: knifing them
EVEN BETTER: throwing C4 on them then sprinting in front of them till they see you then blowing them up

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[TeslaCoil]

Better: knifing them
EVEN BETTER: throwing C4 on them then sprinting in front of them till they see you then blowing them up

Knives are gay

and by gay I mean pretty happy to be inserted into someones fleshy body

[Clone v.117]

pretty happy to be inserted into someones fleshy body

I find this arousing.

[Friz]

If you can't fly a chopper then just play the Co-Op Fire from the Sky a million times until you get good or sick of it.

There is nothing more satisfying than sniping someone trying to hide and snipe others.

Or sniping the pilot out of a chopper.

[Tomcat]

jacksaunt do you have a mic for ps3?
add me, Zombi_Loin

[Friz]

Sometimes I just plain SUCK.
http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/38184213/2/377336891/

[Inconnue]

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[TheArmyGuy]

I do super-spinning tricks to avoid javs and heatseekers and sometimes TAG screams a bit. Quite funny. :)

You like to get me an inch away from death don't you?
Also holy forget I will single handedly blow up all lamp posts with C4 in this entire game.

[WOLFPACK2]

when is that huge patch coming out for ps3 and xbox?

[LeetZero]

Anyone wants to CO-OP the last mission on Hard?

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/user/LeetZero/

[hgpucom]

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/soldier/Defialed/stats/192012904/xbox/

PLEASE ignore the amount of hours I have played this game...I completely no-lifed it from October(when it first came out) all the way till February. I still play it but rarely have time anymore. TAG is my favorite squad mate for BF3 too because he actually knows how to play. We get so many kills every game to the point where people dedicate the rest of the games to go ONLY after us.

[Mr.jacksaunt]

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/soldier/Defialed/stats/192012904/xbox/

PLEASE ignore the amount of hours I have played this game...I completely no-lifed it from October(when it first came out) all the way till February. I still play it but rarely have time anymore. TAG is my favorite squad mate for BF3 too because he actually knows how to play. We get so many kills every game to the point where people dedicate the rest of the games to go ONLY after us.

2499 M416 Kills, boss
1112 G53 Kills, Boss
1103 M40A5 Kills, Ew snipers
712 KNIFE Kills, Boss
652 93R Kills, Boss

[TheArmyGuy]

712 KNIFE Kills, Boss

Hgpu has a very wierd special interest for dogtags.
Also how do you have over twice the amount of award score then me while our total score is about the same.
Also I suck compared to the time I spent playing.

[hgpucom]

Hgpu has a very wierd special interest for dogtags.

Yeah I do, admittedly. It's just a thing my friends and I inherited from BFBC2. Your dog togs are like your soul. You have to fight and guard your soul. And to watch someone take your soul is just...soul-less. so whenever someone pisses me off in game, I make it a priority to take their "souls". So when they rage, I have a part of them hung on my wall like a trophy and I can say, I. Am. Awesome. (a little egotistical, I know. :P) I know for a fact less than 30 people have taken my dogtags because I ALWAYS watch my back. And if they do, I feel they must be worthy.

[Wehrmacht]

Sometimes I just plain SUCK.
http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/38184213/2/377336891/

i would kill myself if i ever did that bad now