Author Topic: You know what sucks about living in the middle of nowhere? (Read 3593 times)

Jubel · July 17, 2011, 01:50:51 AM

A few things:

I get extremely Paranoid from reading/hearing about scary stories and things. Scary or abnormal things fascinate me too. Such as Sasquatches (especially), Zombies, animals breaking into my house, theives, and demons/ghosts.
I keep my window open because my room is the warmest place in the house. Normally the dogs nearby bark alot. Which is good. But when they suddenly start barking and then stop, well. I tend to get a little scared. Even more when I never hear them.
Deer. They're loving everywhere. I bet if I shot a bullet in any direction, I'd kill 10 or so. However, at night, trees have abnormally loud sticks. And when they break, I freak out. How do I know it's a deer? A really big flashlight, and another pair of testicles.
When everything is quiet. No sounds. Not even crickets chirping. I hate it.
Outside my bedroom, everything is a dark as forget because of odd light placement.
Even if my door is wide open, nothing outside my room is lit.
Windstorms and tall trees do not mix well on a well moonlit night.
It's the loving forest, it might not be a deer.

I want to live in town, where there is a constant hum of traffic and engine brakes from dumb as stuff semi drivers, and the police chasing them.

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Zet · July 17, 2011, 01:56:05 AM

It kinda feels safe to live in a cozy neighbor hood.

Till' you hear your neighbors were robbed..

RedGajin · July 17, 2011, 01:56:27 AM

Quote from: Jubel on July 17, 2011, 01:50:51 AM

A few things:

I get extremely Paranoid from reading/hearing about stories of child enthusiasts. Hookers or abnormal things fascinate me too. Such as gigilos (especially), bars, males breaking into my house, theives, and creeps.
I keep my window open because my room is the warmest place in the house. Normally the bitches nearby bark alot. Which is good. But when they suddenly start barking and then stop, well. I tend to get a little scared. Even more when I never hear them.
Children. They're loving everywhere. I bet if I shot a bullet in any direction, I'd kill 10 or so. However, at night, pavement have abnormally loud concrete. And when they do nothing, I freak out. How do I know it's a child? A really big flashlight, and another pair of testicles.
When everything is quiet. No sounds. Not even cars honking. I hate it.
Outside my bedroom, everything is a light as forget because of odd light placement.
Even if my door is wide open, nothing outside my room is lit.
Trucks and skyscrapers do not mix well on a well moonlit night.
It's the loving city, it might not be a child.

I want to live the forest, where there is no constant hum of traffic and engine brakes from dumb as stuff semi drivers, and the police chasing them.
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Qwepir · July 17, 2011, 01:57:58 AM

Quote from: Jubel on July 17, 2011, 01:50:51 AM

I want to live in town, where there is a constant hum of traffic and engine brakes from dumb as stuff semi drivers, and the police chasing them.

Where I live, night is silent except for the crickets and the very uncommon yahoo with a muscle car speeding down Beechmont.

FrozenEye · July 17, 2011, 01:58:09 AM

Lol.
I used to live next to the freeway.

I probably got like 10 Minutes of sleep during the 3 Years we lived there.

skelolego229 · July 17, 2011, 02:00:10 AM

same problem, also colorado miller moths

now i'm even more creeped out after hearing like one of my mothers "we found a cult in a forest" stories

stuffs creepy bro

Sami2ss · July 17, 2011, 02:01:32 AM

cool, full mooned nights in big city areas are beautiful

Sullivan · July 17, 2011, 02:28:39 AM

This city sucks
NEVER COME TO LOWELL Huge party next door. They ALREADY broke my window within 5 loving MINUTES! Drunks everywhere, drugs all over the porch, little kids ringing everybody's doorbells and then ditching. You'd hate the city. Move to a small, peaceful town like Kennybunk Maine or Derry NH or Pelham NH, then your life will be complete.

Coolio · July 17, 2011, 02:31:43 AM

I live an hour away from a city of about 15,000+ people.

I do live 2 miles away from a village 200 - 300 people and a K-9 school (as of last year) with 40ish people.

feelsbadman

LizzyRascal · July 17, 2011, 02:33:14 AM

I'm in to a lot of crap like the Flatwoods monster, Jersey Devil, Dover demon, Bigfoot, Chupacabra, aliens, and the Goatman of Maryland.

And the Donkey lady.

I would love to live there.

Cryptozoology and ufology are awesome.

Sami2ss · July 17, 2011, 02:34:48 AM

Quote from: Sullivan on July 17, 2011, 02:28:39 AM

This city sucks
NEVER COME TO LOWELL Huge party next door. They ALREADY broke my window within 5 loving MINUTES! Drunks everywhere, drugs all over the porch, little kids ringing everybody's doorbells and then ditching. You'd hate the city. Move to a small, peaceful town like Kennybunk Maine or Derry NH or Pelham NH, then your life will be complete.

>live in new york
>do that
>be arrested by 100 cops

Narkro555 · July 17, 2011, 02:35:25 AM

Dood, get out of my house.

Clone v.117 · July 17, 2011, 02:38:40 AM

I live in Australia, i could shoot the ground nexto my feet and hit 10 kangaroos.

Sullivan · July 17, 2011, 02:40:49 AM

Quote from: Clone v.117 on July 17, 2011, 02:38:40 AM

I live in Australia, i could shoot the ground nexto my feet and hit 10 kangaroos.

Made my day bro

duke 838 · July 17, 2011, 03:00:59 AM

I live in north dakota in a town with less than 50 people, my back yard is an acre, behind that is a million feilds that just go on, with grass so high i could walk through it and not be seen, i can always hear coyotes, and umm yeah not much else but it really isn't scary cause north dakota has like a damn low crime rate, and not really an killing animals