The Above user just showed up at your house.

[Nickelob Ultra]

Yes but now because your comment is above mine that means you have come to my house so i already have them all with me, say goodbye to your toes >:D

Right.  You're going to get my toes after pulling out your knife, aiming towards my feet and all hoping that I'll just be sleepy enough to not react and slam the iron door shut...

[Ad Bot]

[Qwepir]

I'd kick him off the porch into the spider bush.


oh stuff its nick never mind that

[Clone v.117]

I would run away crying because you hurt my feelings.

Right.  You're going to get my toes after pulling out your knife, aiming towards my feet and all hoping that I'll just be sleepy enough to not react and slam the iron door shut...

Yup, thats the plan.

[Nickelob Ultra]

Yup, thats the plan.

Lol, no.

[Stocking]

Play Dawn of War with him.

[Supreme Guy]

Say hi. And uh, uh... close the door and call the police

[kiwibear]

Endlessly ask about confusing Australian timezones

[Supreme Guy]

Freak out, lock the doors, draw the curtains, call the police and hide in the closet.

and say hi

[Freeze]

I would say hi, what do you want?
And then probably close the door because of parents.

[Clone v.117]

I would melt you.

[Skorpion]

*Slowly dials 999 for the police*

[oleg662]

I would capture him, take him into my basement, then strap him to a chair, sew his eyelids so they would always be open, then put MLP series on repeat and make him watch it.

[Kochieboy]

I would capture him, take him into my basement, then strap him to a chair, sew his eyelids so they would always be open, then put Nova on repeat and make him watch it.

[Clone v.117]

I would do the jig.

[Ev Dowg]

I would do the jig.

Shoots with a convenient gun laying next to his door and kills off his known family to ensure reproduction of future kin/lineage does not continue.