Author Topic: Share your pick-up lines (Read 3170 times)

Monocle · August 09, 2011, 04:37:41 PM

Just figured Id leave this here... :(

Although later on I did get her to come over :3

Hahahhahaha.

loving epic.

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TeslaCoil · August 09, 2011, 04:38:28 PM

Where the white wimmin at?

Colten · August 09, 2011, 04:38:39 PM

Hahahhahaha.

loving epic.

lolol
I sent it to Dropshock like the second after she answered

Jairo · August 09, 2011, 04:45:36 PM

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

e-maxx · August 09, 2011, 04:53:30 PM

*take broom and sweep her feet*
looks like
*shades*
i just swept off your feetus
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Doomonkey · August 09, 2011, 05:07:48 PM

TheChaosCarrier · August 09, 2011, 05:11:07 PM

*take broom and sweep her feet*
looks like
*shades*
i just swept off your feetus
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

translaton: e-maxx never had a girlfriend.
most likely never will.

asablief · August 09, 2011, 05:11:50 PM

"WANNA PLAY A NICE GAME OR RAPE?"

"what? no!"

"THATS THE SPIRIT"

Doomonkey · August 09, 2011, 05:15:47 PM

Explosm has some good ones.

Skyfrost. · August 09, 2011, 05:23:23 PM

What.

Uncle Bengs · August 09, 2011, 05:29:52 PM

is that a mirror in your pocket? because i can see myself in your pants.

viper30000 · August 09, 2011, 05:32:43 PM

love_al harass__nt.

All that's missing is "u" and "me."

That was brilliant

TheArmyGuy · August 09, 2011, 05:33:14 PM

love_al harass__nt.

All that's missing is "u" and "me."

lovemeal Harrassunt?

oleg662 · August 09, 2011, 05:34:03 PM

I put the S T D in STUD, now all I need is U.

TheChaosCarrier · August 09, 2011, 05:34:51 PM

I put the S T and D in STUD, now all I need is U.

thats actually
not bad.