Dwarf Fortress Megathread! - Necro'd enough to count as a vampire

[rockslide26]

1. make a whole lot of mechanisms and then a whole lot of wooden cages
2. press b > shift+t > c
3. place cage trap in desired area
4. press c again
5. repeat steps 3 and 4 until desired area is full of traps
6. dig out an area and make an animal stockpile
7. enjoy as your animal stockpile fills up with caged elves and goblins after every siege. they make excellent training dummies for your military

thanks, I now have lots of goblins and I am waiting on some elves.

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[Dropshock]

ya motha fukas u jelos of my ballin watafalls?
fukin swag brother

[Bloody Mary]

I dunno, I think I'd prefer a better dining room.

[Dropshock]

I dunno, I think I'd prefer a better dining room.

I set that up quickly to make them quit bitching. :V

[DracoSoul]

I set that up quickly to make them quit bitching. :V

did you get all your dwarves some thanes

[Bloody Mary]

I set that up quickly to make them quit bitching. :V

Yeah, I know, but they'd probably be happier if they had a legendary dining room.

[Dropshock]

Yeah, I know, but they'd probably be happier if they had a legendary dining room.

What would I have to do to go about getting a legendary dining room? Smoothed + Engraved stone and waterfalls?

did you get all your dwarves some thanes

ya dwag dey got som fukin bling, nigguh
swag yo

[blaman]

What would I have to do to go about getting a legendary dining room? Smoothed + Engraved stone and waterfalls?

Or just make a really big room, put some nice furniture in it.

[Dropshock]

Or just make a really big room, put some nice furniture in it.

Simple enough.
But that's not fun enough!
MAGMA WATERFALLS AND RIVERS FLOWING THROUGH IT!

[Bloody Mary]

What would I have to do to go about getting a legendary dining room? Smoothed + Engraved stone and waterfalls?

Actually, I just make a large room and fill it to the brim with statues and stuff. It seems to work well.

[Frontrox]

Simple enough.
But that's not fun enough!
MAGMA WATERFALLS AND RIVERS FLOWING THROUGH IT!

AND CAGED DRAGONS!

[blaman]

Speaking of caged stuff, I'm so glad I lined the cavern layers with cage traps. Dwarves bring up stuff by the dozen.

[Dropshock]

Christ I can barely pump out enough barrels to hold all the booze and food I'm producing.
Also I'm working on a wonderful dining room and some more protection at the entrance of my fortress :D

[Captain Crazy]

Christ I can barely pump out enough barrels to hold all the booze and food I'm producing.
Also I'm working on a wonderful dining room and some more protection at the entrance of my fortress :D

Exact opposite for me. I have way too much frickin' barrels, and no need to make more booze.

[Dropshock]

Exact opposite for me. I have way too much frickin' barrels, and no need to make more booze.

I have a lot of hunters and fishers all the time and the bins and barrels I make almost always immediately get taken away. :I