Dwarf Fortress Megathread! - Necro'd enough to count as a vampire

[Littledude]

wall him in

[Ad Bot]

[?]

spawn my adventure mode character and have him throw the ball of yarn at him knocking him unconscious
then dump him down a river

[Frontrox]

Okay, he went crazy, and i had to kill him.

[Captain Crazy]

A llama has kicked one of my dwarves in the chest, knocking him unconcious twice. Looks like somellama has earned a one-way trip to the butcher!

[Doomonkey]

spawn my adventure mode character and have him throw the ball of yarn at him knocking him unconscious
then dump him down a river

Yarn lol. Use vomit and blood.

[Jacob/Lee]

Yarn lol. Use vomit and blood.

Vomit and blood lol. Use mud.

[Doomonkey]

Vomit and blood lol. Use mud.

Mud lol. Use dragon corpses.

[Frontrox]

Working on more rooms, this one will be larger then all three combined.

[Captain Crazy]

One of my dwarfs went absolutely nuts, killing 2+ people and breaking a baby's bones. Her rampage stopped only when she bled to death. My graveyard is going to need one helluva expansion.

[Jorici]

This game is FUN.


I made a really decent base. First, I had seven dwarves. My farm could support them.

Then, seven more came. Our food supply was still good.

A few minutes later, seven MORE came, and we did not have enough food to support them, so two died of starvation while I tried to expand the farms.

I got it under control now, though.

[Captain Crazy]

"The flying Iron Bolt strikes The Duck in the Bill and the severed part sails of in an arc!"

forget, man. That's one quality bolt right there!

[NotKreation]

I think im going to go drown all my dwarves

[Scream.]

My favorite dwarf is going insane but it's not saying he is :(
He filled his room with wood and he killed a dwarf that was walking down the hall

How shall I kill him

[Mega-Bear]

My favorite dwarf is going insane but it's not saying he is :(
He filled his room with wood and he killed a dwarf that was walking down the hall

How shall I kill him

Lock him in a room then let his body haunt that room so the kids can tell ghost stories about it. :o

[Littledude]

My favorite dwarf is going insane but it's not saying he is :(
He filled his room with wood and he killed a dwarf that was walking down the hall

How shall I kill him

let him starve to death in a solitary confinement