Dwarf Fortress Megathread! - Necro'd enough to count as a vampire

[Doomonkey]

Mine tend to become epic stuff so i don't know what the hell your doing with your guys. I usually just run around gouging eyes out so that my peasants  can kill them with less danger then they become expert guys and destroy stuff. They tend to be good against one strong guy but not a lot of weaker ones.

The thing here is that your character is already good at fighting. If you are just starting out, gouging out eyes is difficult and not worth the time.

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[Jacob/Lee]

Amazing, the Illithids hate me so much they feel the need to go to war even though they're already forced to attack me.

[Jacob/Lee]

Post you bums :c


Wouldn't you love having him lead your armies against the forces of evil?

[Doomonkey]

He seems like a great leader. Show more description so I can admire him.

[Jacob/Lee]

He seems like a great leader. Show more description so I can admire him.

Can't right now, I'll hunt him down in Legends sometime.

[Mega-Bear]

I've never really tried Adventurer Mode. I kind of want to try it now.

[Doomonkey]

I've never really tried Adventurer Mode. I kind of want to try it now.

Is fun mode.

[Jacob/Lee]

This is what happens when you stand on weapon traps.

[Mega-Bear]

On the bright side, Ilral created a masterpiece.

[Jacob/Lee]

The siege of Oilbeaches has lasted 3 years. 3 years of Serpentfolk, Centuars, Goblins, Beastmen and Demons tag-teaming and camping my fortress. When I get my armor finished and my 15 soldiers hardened in the danger room, we're meeting these evil bastards and driving them off our land. For honor, for the Mountainhome!

[mariofan09]

My friend was playing earlier and was playing adventure mode.
He started as an elf and had a wooden sword and a wooden shield.  The sword was a flaming pile of stuff that only an idiot would carry into battle because it almost always missed and when it did manage to land a hit it would only do a tiny bit of damage.  However, any time he would use his shield to bash an enemy, it would "hit in the head, crushing the skull, damaging the brain and tearing the brain.  He won so many fights with only that shield. He finally died because dragon.

[?]

Don't elves get all pissy when you sell them anything wooden, or is that meat products?
I can't remember at all.

[Jacob/Lee]

Don't elves get all pissy when you sell them anything wooden, or is that meat products?
I can't remember at all.

It's wooden products.

[Mega-Bear]

Don't elves get all pissy when you sell them anything wooden, or is that meat products?
I can't remember at all.

Wood. They're like fantasy universes' hippies.

[IkeTheGeneric]

>>Gives elf merchant branch

"HOLY forget FOREST MURDERER !!!!!!!!!!"


>>Elven merchants step in on me murdering everything except the trees

"Hi"

they're like

an entire legion of skip