I'm starting to think you're insane.
No matter what that panel of psychiatrists, my parole officer, and the US Government may say, I am perfectly fine! I. AM. NOT. CRAZY.
That being said, I think I've found the most ideal path to get to the beach while avoiding any road blocks/police officers/my parole officer. I might need an umbrella, though, so I'm still working on that....Maybe a tin can.