Author Topic: The legend of Carl 2  (Read 5939 times)


he does a barrel roll into traffic and finds out he is really a small, north american white teenager who occasionally masturbates to pictures of monkeys because he thinks hair is lovey

and then he commits Self Delete

everybody is happy

Hey look! It's a hologram of you from an alternate univer- oh my god. what is he doing to that picture of a m-
oh my god. oh my-..

Changed the suggestion for obvious reasons.

While you are distracted, you hear a loud BIMP and the van jolts upward.


HE MAKES ANOTHER APPEARANCE.


AHHH! WHAT'S UP WITH THE PENCIL ALL OF A SUDDEN! AHHHH!

YOU CAN'T STOP SCREAMING FOR SOME REASON. YOU GO OUTSIDE TO TALK TO HIM, BUT YOU CAN'T KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN. SUDDENLY HE THEN STARTS BACKING AWAY, AND RUNS OFF. THEN EVERYTHING goes back to normal. Continue the story!

Carl meets Alex Man! in person. OH stuff PARADO-

Carl meets Alex Man! in person. OH stuff PARADO-
Sorry man, i'm canceling this for a while.
Let's just say the paradox was so powerful, that it made this topic end.
Thank you for your suggestions!