OKAY SO PROGRESS YES
Scripters! I have a job for you, your first job of many. Mak has completed the team laser pistols, they are in-game and seem to be working fine. However, I have a very specific idea for the projectile they fire:

Scripters, do you have experience with projectile emitters? If so, I'd absolutely love it if you could do what is displayed in that image, or at least something similar to it.
And actually, Skip just made me aware of the fact that the model doesn't actually have to be visible (see: Ladios' Laser Weapons Pack), so just having an emitter would be fantastic.