The object to the direct left of you is now in your ass.

[Barakuda]

A fancy Coca cola glass.

It's rather thin so I don't think that would hurt much c:

[Ad Bot]

[Yosher]

OH GOD, A WHOLE CD RACK SHOVED UP MINE

[IkeTheGeneric]

good thing i keep a pile of carrots on both sides in case of these threads

[Skorpion]

good thing i keep a pile of carrots on both sides in case of these threads

You're gay. Congratulations.

Anyway, Oh good lord. Some carrot shaped bottle of womens deoderant.
Dammit, mum.

[IkeTheGeneric]

You're gay. Congratulations.

No, I'm a biloveual stripper prostitute mother of seventeen

[popman98]

My hand

[Kearn]

paper towel

mother of seventeen

a family that used to go to our church has 17 kids

[Uncle Bengs]

Things currently in my star fish:

• Multitool
• Swiss Army Knife
• Metal wallet for creditcards
• Pocket watch
• 14 lighters (7 boxed)
• Cellphone
• 2 matchboxes
• German cable car ticket

[Tom Gunn]

paper towel

a family that used to go to our church has 17 kids

Cheaper beyond the dozen.

[Mr Man]

A clock

[tails]

There's nothing to the left of me. I sit infront of my desk not on the right of it so stuff is infront of me not next to me.

[Isaac Fox]

Wall

[Mr Man]

Also, a walkie talkie, a model car, and this wizard figurine thing.

[Pah1023]

Crap, I got a pop sicle stick up my arse.
This is gonna be rough coming out.

[Acid]

A whole chair