The object to the direct left of you is now in your ass.

[FrozenCitruS]

G930 Receiver, lucky me.

[Ad Bot]

[tkepahama]

OOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOODD, I have my dresser with so many collection-related stuff on top of it, my computer, box full of cards, cd's microphone, speakers, closet, a box, shoes, a bag, my dog, my door, and my books in my ass!! Holy stuff, no need for an ass, I just made over 5 in my own!, this is going to be hard to get to the hospital, mommy, can you check to see if I am still breathing?

[HellHound]

A plastic toy shotgun, a door, a cuestick, part of a wall.

[AgentPikmin]

CALL 911 THERE IS A BED UP MY ASS!

[Bloxxed]

Tuna jar up my ass.

"My Ass is Bleeding, I was buttmasturbating with a Tuna Jar!"

[Tango]

a motherloving soda can

[BanishedLetters]

HTC Freestyle D:

[Mikeberg360]

My Ipod and Some Diet Mountain Dew

[Dj Smash]

Snapple bottle

[Telly]

There is an entire wall up my ass!  OH GOD, THE PAIN!  MAKE IT STOP!

[Exxeju]

Soda can.

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

Oh stuff, I got a calender. Looks like I can mark this day.

[Davy]

My sock
I'm okay with this.

[Comatose]

A car door, a pair of sunglasses, and an empty Capri-Sun pouch. um.

[Man 2]

Phone.
forget, it's vibrating.