Bad Translator

[Fireboy]

"Gentlemen."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"(May)"

[Ad Bot]

[Drop]

"I Love Stocking"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"I love everyone."

Truly.

[Clone v.117]

Stocking is made of pancakes and muffins

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And socks and toys made of cakes and pies.

[Talent74]

Original Text: I love toilet sandwiches with semen ketchup or sucking big bulky rooster!

Translated Text: I like big rooster sucking big sandwiches and tomato sauce and sperm bath!

[Cybertails1998]

Original text:

"Some guy in my class decided to be a richard and steal my pen bag. He was immediately pointed out. Backfiring gun anyone?"

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"The price of a black hole. Need advice to you as soon as possible. However, the bag?"

wat te fuk

[indyjones]

"i think you need to take a break from the massive stupidity you've ensued on us all."

Translates to:

"This does not mean high quality."

[Exlesain]

"Exlesain has not eaten a bagel or a sandwich today. He must find and devour one."

...30 translations later Google gives us:

"Now the bread and cakes Exlesain. You have to find and ingest them."

[nienhaus1]

"Stocking is really awesome."

...30 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"The ability to lie."

[jmayo]

Original:
They see Me Trolling They Hating

Translated:
It is all the evidence.

[jmayo]

Original Text: I love toilet sandwiches with semen ketchup or sucking big bulky rooster!

Translated Text: I like big rooster sucking big sandwiches and tomato sauce and sperm bath!

...
Lol

[Exlesain]

"Four score and seven years ago."

...30 translations later Google gives us:

"-. 87"
how does...

[Jake White]

Whatisthisidon'teven...

Original:
Trolling can cause a distinct lack of friends.

6 translations later...

You can download it to make a clear failure

And my final translation:

You can delete failure.

Lol... What.

[Blockflame]

"Hi."

30 translations later...

"Congratulations."

what

[Masterlegodude]

"Sunshine lollipops and rainbows everything"

...40 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"The sun the colors of the rainbow"

[Banana]

Original text:

"Recently, I have discovered the complexity of the number fifty-five."

...50 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Egyptian mother of 55"