Bad Translator

[HellHound]

"American Pancakes"

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"In the United States."
That's not bad, that's actually kind of accurate.

[Ad Bot]

[Bloxxed]

"Wow, so apparently google sucks, and after like 56 translations, this sucks."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Knowledge and understanding of Google since '56."

WOW.

[ChappersTeddy]

"Britain is a good place"

...10 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"The United Kingdom is the main beam."

"money4movie "

...10 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"money4movie"

"Portal 3 Episode 3 "

...10 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"3 odcinek 3"

"Want some tea?"

...10 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Now I want one!"

[Mulch]

You would make a ship sail against the winds and currents by lighting a bonfire under her deck...I have no time for such nonsense.

...

"This ship he sailed for the experience, and in such a manner as to be absurd at that time, the lighting sth tidal."

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"At the same time it is nonsense."


OH GOD LOL

[HellHound]

"Three hundred and fifty-five."

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"500 Vues"
Wow.

[Mushroom man]

"I love mushrooms. They are amazingly cool."

...20 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Even now, when I sat with mushrooms. It requires practice."

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"Anime breasts are almost as lovey as inflation and tentacle rape."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Treatment is inflation, if"

[tails]

"This one time i jumped over a tree and did a backflip but sprained my ankle :("

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"I lost everything, but not bodoknimiki)."

Erm, Ok then.

[Mushroom man]

"I love mushrooms. They are amazingly cool."

...40 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"If porolooni of intense negotiations."

Lolwut? At one point "sponge" replaced "porolooni"

[otto-san]

"Why does this translator always end up with no prepositional phrases for me?"

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"You can bribosishonal."

...

what

[Zuero]

"YOUR MOM"
56 translations later with google...
"This is the edge."

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts, #swag."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Brothers in the history of Germany"

[Chrono]

"Blockland is the best game ever."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Best match in Iceland."

[.:FancyPants:.]

Original text:

"This is a very stupid translator, who could have even thought to try to make this?"

...40 translations later Google gives us:

"And a sense of humor to do, and do not believe that this statement?"