Bad Translator

[otto-san]

"Blockland is the best game ever."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Best match in Iceland."

hahaha what

[Ad Bot]

[Flush535]

"FU BRO"

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"State Bank."

wat?

[Munkey]

Original text:

"Haha you are a silly person."

...50 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"That's funny."

[Strovbe]

"Jesus allowed me to place my hand upon his snake"

...10 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Jesus is my hand on the genitals."

[Man 2]

Original text:

"War. War never changes."

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"War is harmful."
Original text:

"It can't possibly be that bad."

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Be affected."
Original text:

Then I can surmise that, to assume that one would not bother reading a thread regarding the song they are current listening to while not listening to a song is also presumptuous, despite the fact that the person is only wasting their own time by post

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"You can read, in other words, all listen, think, listen to"

[Jerkface]

Original text:

"Forums are perfect for children to learn about life."

...10 translations later Google gives us:

"Great Society is a program for children."

Let ME try Great Society.

[Supersylox]

Original text:

"Last night I had a tumor"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Cancer was yesterday evening."

...

Wat

[Col. Burton]

"I had a dream that my friend was executed with needles."

...10 translations later Google gives us:

"My boyfriend has a dream that is done with a needle."

EDIT: Reminds me of heroin

[Lando The Climber]

"This is my testing of Bad Translator."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"There is a mistranslation of Belarus: "There is no evidence."

What the forget

[Ethan]

"Letting the days go by, water flowing underneath."

...10 translations later Bing gives us:

"Hiring a car to move the leakage of water."


...?

I laughed more than I should have.

[Max4344]

My ass hurts"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Deposits"

"My ass hurts"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"(I) times the pain"

[Bahamut]

I did mine Trogtor style:

"i like ladies they smell pretty and sweat mhmm where da hoes at i needa be slappin dem asses "

...11 translations later Google gives us:

"我 爱 的 女性, 他们 迅速 mhmm, 锄头 的 气味, 我们 必须 评估 "品牌 slappin"
huh

[Trogtor]

"My richard is Hard"

"My sister is difficult"

???

[Altered]

All Lego Games are the same recycled feces"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Recycled LEGO death"

[Coolio]

Original text:

"Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?"

...50 translations later Google gives us:

"Hi, this problem occurs?"