Bad Translator

[IkeTheGeneric]

"Bad news guys, I have ass cancer."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"The bad news, "charitable cancer '."

[Ad Bot]

[Yosher]

"I am a stupid guy that pees on hobos"

20 translations later...

"I am stupid guy congress camp card."

...uh

[popman98]

Original text:

"Paradon is awesome, you can't beat that."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Karadon to solve this problem."

[Ethan]

"Stocking is really awesome."

...30 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"The ability to lie."

Oh snap

[Drop]

"snake "

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"The first"


Nope

[The Corporation]

"M4 Assault Rifle"

...10 translations later Bing gives us:

"Attack the M4 rifle attack"

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"I hate liberals"

...10 translations later Bing gives us:

"I prefer left"

[T0XIC]

You loving suck

50 translations later we get

Bone

._.

[Yosher]

"snake "

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"The first"


Nope

Why did you bump?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

This translator sucks, doesn't it?"

...10 translations later Bing gives us:

"A compiler, please?"


"My snake hurts."

...10 translations later Bing gives us:

"My rooster hurts me."



"My snake hurts."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Youth. Bath"



"Furries are the most awesome thing to walk the earth."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Well, Mr"

[HellHound]

"Am I cool?"

...20 translations later Google gives us:

"I?"

[Jacob 123456789]

"Once upon a time, the story of king kingy gfdsgdfs was told and then EVERYONE DIED"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"History of Gfedsgdv, OLA King kills"

[HelplessNobb88]

"The USA is awesome."

"United States."

LOL

[HellHound]

What is the meaning of life?"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"The meaning of life, then what?"
Aww hell yeah.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"Holy stuff."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Liar."