Earth 5.0 - Welcome to Terra (discussion)

[HelplessNobb88]

Fockewofle News Broadcast

- The president has raised the weather alert level to orange - an inevitable severe weather condition. All planes have been grounded, and emergency storm reinforcements are made to housing. All residents are advised to stay indoors if dark clouds are spotted on the horizon.

[Ad Bot]

[battlebrain]

The Federation will give any help, since we are in the Arctic and arent affected by this (Yeah bitch)

[Thar]

The Federation will give any help, since we are in the Arctic and arent affected by this (Yeah bitch)

lol'd I'm in space

[xxxxkill]

Oh crud.

Kintharian citizens are advised to stay inside, as a massive stormcloud is predicted to head for Kintharia soon.

[battlebrain]

lol'd I'm in space

"A uh, lightning storm in space."

[xxxxkill]

"A uh, lightning storm in space."

Lighting can't exist in outer space. I think.
Solar storms.

[Thar]

"A uh, lightning storm in space."

NO FUUUU

Anyway, Tharsha drops a crate of popcorn on the steps of battlebrains capitol building

[battlebrain]

The Federation proceeds to fire gigantic containers of chocolate milk into the hangars of the mothership

[Thar]

The Federation proceeds to fire gigantic containers of chocolate milk into the hangars of the mothership

The chocolate milk provides inspiration for a new science project

WEATHER CONTROL!

Our first order when this project is done is to make clouds that rain coke




Now, Tharsha is looking for trade and stuff.

[*FacePalm*]

Whadda hell...

[xxxxkill]

The chocolate milk provides inspiration for a new science project

WEATHER CONTROL!

Our first order when this project is done is to make clouds that rain coke




Now, Tharsha is looking for trade and stuff.

Kintharia requests trade.

[battlebrain]

The Federation requests trade

The Federation will give Tharsha valuable water, (not found in space, btw) for blueprints of spacecraft

[Thar]

Tharsha agrees with Kintheria

Tharsha demands more than water to give over ship schematics I mean stuff.

[xxxxkill]

Water, soda, cotton candy, popcorn and chocolate for the blueprints.

[battlebrain]

Water, soda, cotton candy, popcorn and chocolate for the blueprints.

nope, they're mine, and we will give you how ever much you need every month