Arrgh, I used ter be a pirate like ye, then I took that accursèd cannonball ter me knee, argh...
I used to be French like you, then I took a baguette to the knee...
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I used to have enough blood cells like you, then I lost the marrow in my knee...
I used to be a miner like you, then I took a pickaxe to the knee...
I USED TO TYPE LOWERCASE LIKE YOU, THEN I LOST THE CAPS LOCK KEY...
I used to have a left leg like you, then I got some acid on my knee...
I used to be a mage like you, then I took an ice spike to the knee...
I used to investigate Candlejack like you, then I to