My hero is handicapped, I demand a refund. Apparently, gusts of wind bringing words, clouds forming letters, getting struck in the back by a lightning bolt and his alphabet soup's letters forming into words isn't quite conveying the message "you should read the book."
EDIT:
11:41
Threw some gold into a wishing well and wished for more gold.
EDIT2:
11:53
I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.
Oi, richardhead, you have 500 coins.