Author Topic: Godville -- Searching for the right path by using a cheat sheet... (Read 23899 times)

Chrono · September 30, 2011, 01:48:54 PM

02:02
Came across a bunch of flamboyant vampires and overgrown wolves arguing over some girl. Looked pretty lame. Kept walking.

lol'd

02:06
Threw myself at the ground but missed.

lol'd again

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Gamefandan · September 30, 2011, 01:57:44 PM

11:14
Did someone just say 'Travel to the Blacksmith.' to me or not? Either way, I don't care.

The moment I have enough Godpower ima smite this bitch.

Vegetarian Zombie · September 30, 2011, 01:57:57 PM

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02:05
The Headless Hydra refused to take any more blows without consulting its lawyer first.

Gamefandan · September 30, 2011, 01:59:08 PM

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Paid 317 coins for hair curler!

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Trying to order a pizza via a Ouija board...

WHAT. NO. WHY.

Vegetarian Zombie · September 30, 2011, 02:00:15 PM

Quote from: Gamefandan on September 30, 2011, 01:59:08 PM

-snip-

mine paid almost 1700 at a restaruant

and then a merchant swindled him out of one of his items
so I punished him

Tingalz · September 30, 2011, 02:46:24 PM

http://godvillegame.com/gods/Tingalz
this has been going for like a year

Qwepir · September 30, 2011, 02:52:32 PM

>log in
>hero has one health
>decide to wing it and type "heal thyself" in the command line
>he actually does it
well i'm impressed

Chrono · September 30, 2011, 02:53:25 PM

I called him an starfish and lost an additional 10% god power.

? · September 30, 2011, 03:07:10 PM

I still wish there was a PC version.
Or if someone could fetch me a link to the PC version.

Chrono · September 30, 2011, 03:08:56 PM

http://godvillegame.com/

Vegetarian Zombie · September 30, 2011, 03:29:03 PM

I told him to pray 4 times

he didn't

Chrono · September 30, 2011, 03:45:14 PM

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03:49
A glowing fairy came along shouting 'HEY, LISTEN!'. I swatted it out of the air.

03:56
Challenged the Beer Golem to battle, but it handed me a doctor's note exempting it from heavy exertion.

04:02
The Imp-Personator turned to dust. I blew away its ashes and found the rules of the internet.

Vegetarian Zombie · September 30, 2011, 03:46:34 PM

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04:03
Could you possibly get me a horse or something, Almighty? I'm getting these terrible blisters on my feet.
04:03

Slaughtered the Guitar Hero. Found 17 gold coins.
04:00

Just saw a woodchuck chucking wood. Wondered how much wood he could chuck.
04:00

Killed the Inedible Hulk. Acquired a mental floss and 11 coins.
03:56

Sneezed fiercely and broke the bioenergy amplifier.

my hero is dumb

? · September 30, 2011, 04:31:39 PM

Quote from: Chrono on September 30, 2011, 03:08:56 PM

http://godvillegame.com/

Unhelpful. That only has links to the android and iphone versions.
I said PC version.

Vegetarian Zombie · September 30, 2011, 04:32:45 PM

my hero is gon die

he has 18 health, I have 0 godpower