02:05The Headless Hydra refused to take any more blows without consulting its lawyer first.
Paid 317 coins for hair curler!
Trying to order a pizza via a Ouija board...
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03:49A glowing fairy came along shouting 'HEY, LISTEN!'. I swatted it out of the air.03:56Challenged the Beer Golem to battle, but it handed me a doctor's note exempting it from heavy exertion.04:02The Imp-Personator turned to dust. I blew away its ashes and found the rules of the internet.
04:03Could you possibly get me a horse or something, Almighty? I'm getting these terrible blisters on my feet.04:03Slaughtered the Guitar Hero. Found 17 gold coins.04:00Just saw a woodchuck chucking wood. Wondered how much wood he could chuck.04:00Killed the Inedible Hulk. Acquired a mental floss and 11 coins.03:56Sneezed fiercely and broke the bioenergy amplifier.
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