Godville -- Searching for the right path by using a cheat sheet...

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I gave my hero a handicapped name because every name I put was taken :I



Godname is Blocknight

Also he's about to die and I have no godpower yet fasfd

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08:46
My final blow struck the Rejected Monster so hard that it exploded into a shower of 3 gold coins.

Wow 3 coins! What a shower that was!

signing in with facebook makes it easier .________.

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05:50
I am courageous! I am brave! I shall continue to write about how great I am as soon as I've run away from this Feathered Boa Constrictor.

Lol
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05:53
Took a bath in the Fountain of Youth, restoring several pixels of my health bar.

05:57
Stepped into a time machine. When I came out, it was a minute later than before. Incredible!
« Last Edit: October 03, 2011, 07:57:08 PM by blocknight »

06:27
I vaguely recall being at the pub, drinking booze, and even more booze... But that's all I could remember. Now I'm missing 1531 coins from my pouch. My Lord, I really should give up drinking.

Arrrrrrgh

My hero seems more resourceful nowadays...

He's only been spending money on equipment and items that heal him.


Edit:


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09:43
I left the hospital and noticed I was 935 gold coins short. I assume I had a really good time last night.


FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

My hero seems more resourceful nowadays...

He's only been spending money on equipment and items that heal him.
Mine still likes to spend money on useless stuff and toss it down wells.

God...

11:11
Had a hot date last night, or at least I think I did. I can’t remember a thing, but 3754 coins are missing from my wallet, so it must have been pretty awesome!

loving...

Praying to you and praising you, my Lord...

You're in for it now...

Am I the only one who pays attention to this anymore?

Anyways... my hero got into a random fight with another hero...

I didn't feel like restoring my godpower to encourage my hero, so I kept telling him to heal. After several failed attempts, the other god made a mockery of my hero.

00:35
The voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Strike him gently, my mighty champion! I think he needs to listen better!” ☣
00:35
Feeling the presence of his god, Jim Nastiks rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.

But I won anyways.

00:38
Jim Nastiks was defeated. Alistar The Minotaur got 691 coins. Alistar The Minotaur put some whiskey in the jar, a photo of the invisible man and Jim Nastiks's dog tag into his bag.

my hero forgeted up and died once

Been there done that...

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Death Count
3

3 times.

oh my god

my hero's arm armor is tinky-winky mittens

EDIT: And they're +5
« Last Edit: October 16, 2011, 07:54:42 AM by Vegetarian Zombie »

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09:05
My Lord, do I look like a moron in this armor?


Weapon
+1 Rusty crowbar
Shield
+3 Cast iron shield
Head
-1 Mask of a rabbit
Body
-1 Musketeer's cloak
Arms
+5 Pair of Tinky-Winky's mittens
Legs
+2 Holed Boots of Reliability
Talisman
0 Garlic necklace



yes

yes you do

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09:16
Nearly purchased a siege tower for my armoury but couldn't figure out how to push around the damn thing.
« Last Edit: October 16, 2011, 08:16:23 AM by Vegetarian Zombie »

Weapon
+1
Integral of mass destruction
Shield
+1
Old hubcap
Head
0
Hood of an insane monk
Body
+2
Cape of impunity
Arms
+5
Pair of gypsy's wristlets
Legs
0
Pair of Napoleon's gym shoes
Talisman
+1
Hydralisk's claw

The Integral of mass destruction used to be +2 but oh well he got it for 0 gold somehow.