Author Topic: A day in the life of Stone Cold Steve Austin  (Read 34936 times)

3:51

Blockhead notices only two others are zombies, and a holocaust isn't needed. He throws away his nuke and gets two other guns.

3:58
Blockheads two other guns explode because they were rusting.

3:58:10
The explosions from Blockhead's guns kill the zombies.

4:00
Blockhead uses jets and escapes.

4:01
Blockhead realizes he has fuel jet, and lands in the bathroom.

4:01 - 4:30

Blockhead takes a massive stuff and clogs the toilet.  When he tries to wash his hands stuff comes out of the faucet, and when he tries to take a bath, the same.


4:45
Blockhead is done bathing in the lake









which is filled with stuff.

4:46

Blockhead wipes his diarrhea-filled butt with the fabric of time and space.

4:50
Blockhead goes home, and notices his house was replaced with a giant dog stuff.

4:50:30 - Blockhead plays in the giant dog stuff with content.

4:50:30 - Blockhead plays in the giant dog stuff with content.
4:55
A giant dog puts Blockhead into his nutsack.

4:56

Blockhead thinks to himself, "How the forget do these things happen!?"


6:00
Blockhead has enough money to fix the "all water is replaced with stuff" problem.