ALL OF A SUDDEN, SWAT BREAK DOWN YOUR DOOR

[Mega-Bear]

Naturally, I'm sitting at my desk nude. When they charge in I sprint towards them naked flailing my limbs around (all of them if you know what I mean) screaming in an animalistic manner.

It scares them all away until the Army is forced to lockdown my house. I of course go down defending my homestead like the respectable insane creature I am.

[Ad Bot]

[Westonini2]

i would grab justin beiber as a hostage.

[Agent C]

Set off the nuke in my kitchen

i would grab justin beiber as a hostage.

Oh wait, why is Justin Beiber in your house anyways?

[Planr]

I would ask them to present their search warrant, if they have one, then I will let them search the house and tell them everything they ask.

Also, where's the "Let them do what the law demands" option in that poll?

[Trogtor]

GET OFF MY GRANDMAMA'S CARPET! SHE DON'T LIKE NOBODY ON THE CARPET! ESPECIALLY POLICE!

[Cloakedyoshi]

Nothing. I'd kindly ask them to repair the door.

[Space Ninja]

Ask why the fridge they're breaking down my door at 10:15, in the middle of a crCIA. TEH INTERNETS MUST BE SAVED

[Westonini2]

Oh wait, why is Justin Beiber in your house anyways?

i have an easy button which when i press it, justin beiber pops up for me to hold him hostage. GEE that was easy

[Firecycle]

>>Have heart attack.
>>Die.

[Snow2]

Bitch at them for not knocking.

[Black and White]

let rockman rape them.

[*FacePalm*]

Go all Mirror's Edge on them


ye

[hankyje]

I'd stick my richard in his eye ball then shoot him with a rocket launcher and chain any survivors to the wall of my basement. When they woke up I would break their limbs with a tire iron and cut their fingers and toes off. Then (Oh man this one's my favorite) take a blowtorch and keep it at their exposed stomachs until I die. I will eat their remains so no evidence would remain.

[Black and White]

take a blowtorch and keep it at their exposed stomachs until I die.

lol

[Gojira]

ahahaha


open the door
get on the floor
everybody hide the bodies!