Lelouch sit in cave, bang rock on wall. Make loud sounds about unfabulous ladies. Suzaku come in cave."Lelouch we love." say Suzaku, also bang rock on wall."Suzaku we men." Lelouch say, point to snake.Suzaku say, “Lelouch snake love good.”"What bring this" say Lelouch, eat bug."I try to love Euphemia, massacre princess near butt." say Suzaku, tear fall. "Euphinator weird."Lelouch say “What I tell you? Sister weird.” Gesture to snake again. “But how we love?”"Try?""We both snake."Suzaku and Lelouch sit, think. Sudden, Suzaku say, “Idea have.”"What?" Lelouch say."We love with…BUTT." Suzaku say, excited point to butt. "back door!""But poop from there." Lelouch say, mime poop."But it hole." Suzaku argue, bang rock on wall."We try." Lelouch say. Suzaku put snake near Lelouch butt. Lelouch say "Wait, this weird. Let me look buttlove up on Encyclopedia Britannia."Lelouch take out encyclopedia and rock. “Rock say we need buttlove with lube.”"Where lube?" Suzaku say."Thousands of years from now." Lelouch say, tear fall.Suzaku and Lelouch tear fall forever.
lol the anti smoking eppXD
jesus christ, what is that like 2 gallons of ice cream? ive never even seen a girl finish a pint before.
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