My super extra limited edition Skyrim box came in today!

[Nightmare-Duckie]

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[Brickman]

I don't get why everybody thinks it's some huge forgetin' secret who manufactures and sells these dragon carrots. Seriously all you have to do is Google "Dragon carrot" and it's right there. Plus the company's name is right on those bottles of lube asdfjkl;

[masterockets]

it's because he posted them, and I thought people usually got banned for stuff like this, or something

[aludane]

This made me lol.

[Cybertails1998]

It's okay I never wanted to sleep anyway

[Cancel]

SkyRimjob

[Masterlegodude]

SkyRimjob

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWNMLw80poY

[Stick Man]

[WingZero]

>open thread
>See dragon like thing
>Think it's a carrot but I thought I was just being perverted
>look a few more seconds
>realize it actually is a carrot

[Tokthree]

My suggestion has finally seen practical usage.
I am proud

[captain blue]

they have skyrim themed dragon carrots?

[Night Fox]

If anybody wants to who makes those toys... just PM me.

spoiler:

it's on the lube

[Neon]

I don't know what disturbs me more; the fact that these things exist or the fact that you own one.

[Night Fox]

I don't know what disturbs me more; the fact that these things exist or the fact that you own one.

I don't think Bones took the picture
because, now correct me if I'm wrong, I'm pretty sure he doesn't drink Coke

[Neon]

I don't think Bones took the picture
because, now correct me if I'm wrong, I'm pretty sure he doesn't drink Coke

I recall from reading a cracked article that these things are mechanical and spray jizz.

DEAR LORD.