Killer

[Comatose]

I tie you to a tree, and slowly slit your wrists and your throat with a long machete, before letting you bleed out, mutilating your body, and putting your remains in a trash bag which I sink to the bottom of a river in a metropolitan area.

[Ad Bot]

[Cybertails1998]

decapicate

[SWAT One]

I sodomize you with a cactus until you bleed to death.

[Becquerel]

I'm scared....

Boy. 1st page.

[Deoxys And One Noob]

I hit you with a shield with spikes on it.

[Ninja guy]

I get a 200 feet sheet a paper, and slie the sharp sides along the slit at the top of your snake.
You die.

[Comatose]

I shoot you in a back alley; twice in the head, three times in the chest. I take your body to a nearby construction site and put your body in some hardening cement, covered in two trash bags to prevent a bad odor.

[SWAT One]

I inject pure Capsaicin into your bloodstream and you twitch violently, scream, vomit, foam at the mouth and then your nervous system shuts down.

[Brian Smithers]

I castrate you with a pencil

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

I look harmless but I kill you with my deadly stings!

[SWAT One]

I tie you up, throw you in the water and drive a speedboat over your body.

[Comatose]

I tie a noose to your neck, and douse you in gasoline before lighting you on fire and dropping you over the side of the building.

[Becquerel]

I turn into a giant bee with a stinger the size of a skyscraper, then i impale you with me stinger.

[SWAT One]

I turn into a giant bee with a stinger the size of a skyscraper, then i impale you with me stinger.

O god what

I tie you down and open your rib cage and let the buzzards eat out of you.

[Becquerel]

I slice open All your limbs until theyre in halves. Then I take a tub full of maggots and place the maggots in one half, then sew the other halves back on. Then I stuff a maggot up your enlarged richardhole and reach through your mouth, slice the top open, then force my way to the brain and rip it out lobe by lobe.