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I forge a 810-mile-long cheese grater and drag you along it in a Ford F-450, going 90 mph.
I kill you by strangling you with your own intestine.I strangle you with you own arteries.I drown you by stuffing a fire hose down your throat, filled with semen.I choke you with my richard, take an automatic shotgun, use it as a saw, and shoot you so many times in the abdomen there will only a red hole there. I then rip out all your intestines, and chew on em. I then stab my hand in your Throat, and slowly pull out your windpipe. I then pop your eyeballs with my thumbs, and put bullets in their places. I then rip your jaw off, rip your tongue in half, and rip both pieces in half. I then behead you, and open your skull. I take your brain, and slowly grind it in a blender, and take your skull out, and smash it. I then cook the remains of the head, and throw them out. I then rip your arms off, and remove the bones inside them. I then skin the arms, and cook the muscles. I then take your legs and do the same thing. And then I skin the torso, and remove the front of the torso. I then go to a public bathroom, and take one of the urinals off the wall. And then mount the torso in its place, the front facing the rest of the bathroom, for people to pee in it. Once the bottem of the torso is filled with urine, I throw it out, and do the same process with the next victem.I stab you in the eye with a bowie knife and hang you with your own Tie!hold you up to the wall and stab a bowie knife through your neck intill your hanging there and die slowly...Get a giant microwave and put you in it then slowly microwave you in it till your head explodes and leave you in there till you are a liquid just to put you in a cup and microwave you some more till you boil and then drain you down a pipe.i slap you until you die and throw you out a window and stuff on your corpse.I bring my dead Doberman back to life to slaughter you, followed by me skinning you to take a stuff in your organs, bury you in salt for 40 days for you to rot, and melt you to a red, opaque liquid for me to drink. c:I stab you in every place possible.I throw you into a tub of oil in a glass case, and set fire to the oil.I stab 1000 needles in Every pore and hole in your body.I rip your chest and take your heart off.I blind you with forcing you to watch research, then I force you to play ROBLOX, then I backstab youI take 3 Jellyfish and stuff them down your throat. And then next I slowly slice open your Jugular Veins with Razorblades. Then I place you in THE BOATS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism) And summon a succubus to force you to give it a lewinsky. Then I remove you from THE BOATS And place you Upside Down on a Scaffold. Then I carve ritual markings all over your skin with a Razorblade, and then take a Saw, and then start sawing down until your in 2 halves. And then I hollow out the halves where theres 1: Muscle and Bone and 2. Skin. I then take the Skin, and sew it back together to make a Coat for myself. Then I hang the Skin-coat on a Tree and allow Insects to breed in it. Then I take the Muscle/bone and feed it to the Wolves. When theyre done ravaging your corpse, I take the Remains and allow Insects to breed in them. And then when its all filled with holes and infested with Maggots, I burn it all but the Bones, and make Bone Flutes out of them with frequencys so high that it could KO A Person so I could do this process all over again.I slam the heel of my hand into your chest, breaking your sternum, then proceed to break several of your ribs with my boot. While you're on the ground, I twist a blade into both of your hands, then stab you in between the radius and ulna. Next, I break your wrists with a hammer, then disembowel you with a scalpel, making it as painful as possible.You die when I remove your heart.I take out a fork and stab it in your eyes, take the fork out and eat your eyes, put both of my hands in your eye sockets and grab out your skull including your brain, I break your skull and throw the brain at my pet DOGE so he can eat it, I also grab out a chainsaw and cut you in half and then eat everything inside of you, i mean everything, then when i'm done i give the bones to my pet DOGE and put your skin on my wall for safe keeping.I rip out your ribs and stab it through both of your eyes. Then I take your limbs and beat you 1/4 to death. You only have 1/4 of a life left. With that 1/4 of a life i would hang you by your left big toe to rot for eternity.you die
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