Poll

 Best way to kill.

 Punch
1 (5.6%)
 Sword
2 (11.1%)
 Lazorrrrz
3 (16.7%)
Toast
6 (33.3%)
Air
6 (33.3%)

Total Members Voted: 18

Author Topic: Killer  (Read 5962 times)

I get you in a factory and throw you in a bucket of molten iron.

I eat your esophagus.


I kill you by strapping you down, and cutting an inch off of you every minute starting from the feet all the way to the neck, then I stuff  in your head and I get a pervert to rape your head, and then I kill him and I rape him with a butterfly knife and then I stick your head up his ass along with your pieces and then I finally stick a bomb up the hobo's richard and then Everything except me explodes.

Brutality

I chain you to a steel pole lodged fifty feet into the sand and going another twenty feet above ground in the middle of the Sahara -right next to an oasis. Then I leave you to dehydrate not 100 feet from water.

I put you on top of this building

and initialise the laser beam. What the f- BZZZOOOOM
« Last Edit: March 08, 2012, 04:09:29 PM by Blocki »

I use this thing followed by blowing the Tsar Bomba up right in your face.

I put you in a rail gun instead of the metal bone.

I give you syphilis.
I have my ways.

I put you in a container and close the door. Then I wait 2 weeks and you should be dead.

I slice your sack off and then I shove a carrot as big as you up your ass and then I give you a mangina and shove up the carrot up your mangina until you die.

I kill you until you're dead.

I make cyber-ponies that were designed to kill you, then stuff your body into a Aperture Science Edgeless Saftey Cube

I knock you out with chloroform, put you in a body bag with several cinder blocks, and drop you over the side of a pier in the middle of the night.