Killer

[SWAT One]

I castrate you with a stick and coat you in honey.  You bleed out ad get eaten alive by fire ants.

[Ad Bot]

[Rigby]

i use a atomic bomb and blow everyone up

[ghost_man]

I stab you in the heart with a jelly-covered knife

[ImperealOfficer]

I take you on my starship, and ram it into a black hole - which sends us to another dimension where I ram into a wormhole - which sends us to the chaos dimension where we rip eachother apart and be forgeted for eternity. But then we come back years later, as frozen chunks of meat - go down to the Planet Earth and infect everyone with our mutant virus. Finally we jump down into the Earth's core and asplode. Everything. In the Great Crunch. THERE

[Mikoyan]

I take your starship and ram it Into your starfish continuously.

[Becquerel]

I take the maggot eaten corpse of chinas president and smash it down your throat.

[Plethora]

I give you stimulants, so you won't black out, and then I chain you to a metal pole and fire bomb the fire station, and then the entire block of the building you're in.

[Becquerel]

I take a tree seed and plant it into your water ridden lungs and make it grow so fast youll be ripped to shreads in seconds

[SWAT One]

I'll tie you down over 5 bamboo seeds.
I will leave you there for 3 weeks, making a timelapse of the bamboo growing through your abdomen.

LOL

I hang you by your fingertips over a vat of boiling oil.

[*FacePalm*]

i put you in another solar system then throw an iron pan at the star.

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

I kick you in the balls and make you go to outer space and explode and make your body go to the sun and burn to death and have the remains of your body come back to me so I can kill you some more.

[Rigby]

i take your testicles and strangle you with them

[Becquerel]

I take your esophagus and wrap it around your genitalia until it is entirely dead and then i take the dead genitalia and slice it off and stuff it down ye throat

[Comatose]

I break into your house, slit your throat while you're sleeping, and hide your body under the floorboards.

[Devo]

I neuter you with my boot.