Poll

 Best way to kill.

 Punch
1 (5.6%)
 Sword
2 (11.1%)
 Lazorrrrz
3 (16.7%)
Toast
6 (33.3%)
Air
6 (33.3%)

Total Members Voted: 18

Author Topic: Killer  (Read 5717 times)

This game is where you kill the person above you in a gruesome way.
Example:
Me: ...
maxlol2: I kill you by stabbing you with a fork
SGT. Blocky: I kill you by slapping you in the face multiple times
swimmer: I kill you by running you over with a car
Heedicalking: I rape you with a machine gun!

Easy? Lets play!!
« Last Edit: June 19, 2012, 10:37:20 PM by K1ng_0f_N0thing »

I kill you by strangling you with your own intestine.

What could beat that?

I strangle you with you own arteries.

I drown you by stuffing a fire hose down your throat, filled with semen.

I choke you with my richard, take an automatic shotgun, use it as a saw, and shoot you so many times in the abdomen there will only a red hole there. I then rip out all your intestines, and chew on em. I then stab my hand in your Throat, and slowly pull out your windpipe. I then pop your eyeballs with my thumbs, and put bullets in their places. I then rip your jaw off, rip your tongue in half, and rip both pieces in half. I then behead you, and open your skull. I take your brain, and slowly grind it in a blender, and take your skull out, and smash it. I then cook the remains of the head, and throw them out. I then rip your arms off, and remove the bones inside them. I then skin the arms, and cook the muscles. I then take your legs and do the same thing. And then I skin the torso, and remove the front of the torso. I then go to a public bathroom, and take one of the urinals off the wall. And then mount the torso in its place, the front facing the rest of the bathroom, for people to pee in it. Once the bottem of the torso is filled with urine, I throw it out, and do the same process with the next victem.
MY GOD MAN
« Last Edit: January 04, 2012, 04:55:20 PM by Becquerel »

I choke you with my richard, take an automatic shotgun, use it as a saw, and shoot you so many times in the abdomen there will only a red hole there. I then rip out all your intestines, and chew on em. I then stab my hand in your Throat, and slowly pull out your windpipe. I then pop your eyeballs with my thumbs, and put bullets in their places. I then rip your jaw off, rip your tongue in half, and rip both pieces in half. I then behead you, and open your skull. I take your brain, and slowly grind it in a blender, and take your skull out, and smash it. I then cook the remains of the head, and throw them out. I then rip your arms off, and remove the bones inside them. I then skin the arms, and cook the muscles. I then take your legs and do the same thing. And then I skin the torso, and remove the front of the torso. I then go to a public bathroom, and take one of the urinals off the wall. And then mount the torso in its place, the front facing the rest of the bathroom, for people to pee in it. Once the bottem of the torso is filled with urine, I throw it out, and do the same process with the next victem.
MY GOD MAN


I stab you in the eye with a bowie knife and hang you with your own Tie!

I loveually violate you to the point where you bleed, and repeat it until death.

hold you up to the wall and stab a bowie knife through your neck intill your hanging there and die slowly...

Get a giant microwave and put you in it then slowly microwave you in it till your head explodes and leave you in there till you are a liquid just to put you in a cup and microwave you some more till you boil and then drain you down a pipe.


i slap you until you die and throw you out a window and stuff on your corpse.

FINISH HIM
-le spine rip fatality-
SUB-ZERO WINS
FLAWLESS VICTORY
FATALITY

I bring my dead Doberman back to life to slaughter you, followed by me skinning you to take a stuff in your organs, bury you in salt for 40 days for you to rot, and melt you to a red, opaque liquid for me to drink. c:

I stab you in every place possible.