Author Topic: Façade (interactive story)  (Read 22367 times)

The background music is annoyingly eerie. I switched two of them for the Pokemon Master Quest (Believe in Mr) Theme Song, but I didn't think it was working. Then as I was playing, it did, but I was too far into the story - my first thought was "Neighbors?"
And the characters are so deformed and Trip can walk through walls. The walls are all black. It's not meant to be but it is very scary

And the characters are so deformed and Trip can walk through walls. The walls are all black. It's not meant to be but it is very scary

ARE YOU NINJA

Not scary for me, lol.
Read my screenplay and you'll see what I mean. I just richard around and make them follow me outside :cookieMonster:

I'm thinking, since the game is written in Java and all, would anyone know how to mod it a little? I see class files and all... Maybe it can be updated...

hey guys
when trip opens the door
say "HI friend"
Heres what happened
i played
trip opened the door
i said "HI friend"
he makes a wierd face, he closes door (I wasnt in their room yet)

hey guys
when trip opens the door
say "HI friend"
Heres what happened
i played
trip opened the door
i said "HI friend"
he makes a wierd face, he closes door (I wasnt in their room yet)
"lies" will do that too.

When first entering, any of the insults which usually just make them shocked will instantly make them mad at you. This includes JUST entering as well. You can actually slip in while he shuts the door, and the game will continue even though Trip hates you.

I'm thinking of switching one of the songs with this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfHkf2lCL2o It's purely instrumental except for some non-dialog shouting.

Someone should take apart the coding and see what makes them tick

FOR SCIENCE

Someone should take apart the coding and see what makes them tick

FOR SCIENCE

Java code and stuff. I'm curious if the best Minecraft Modders might be able to go in there and update the thing. I for one want so I don't have to restart every time I play it, especially since it disables Aero whenever it turns on.

I MADE THEM HAPPEH, YEAH.

Quote
FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sun Jan 08 19 53 41 2012

GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?

TRIP
What, Grace... this?

GRACE
Yes, you know how I feel about it --

TRIP
I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!

GRACE
You know I've had to ask you about this several --

TRIP
Get off my back!  I'll get rid of it in just a minute!

GRACE
Fine, Trip... fine...

(Bob knocks on the front door.)

(Bob knocks on the front door.)

TRIP
Oh, he's here!

GRACE
What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!

TRIP
No, he's right on time!

GRACE
Trip...!

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
Bob!!

TRIP
Hey!   God  it's been so long since we've seen you!    -- (interrupted)

BOB
Hi

TRIP
Ha ha, hi!

TRIP
Come -- (interrupted)

GRACE
No, no, here we are!

GRACE
Bob,

GRACE
Hi!  How are you?  God it's been a while!

(BOB hugs trip.)

BOB
I'm great

TRIP
Yeah, how -- how are you doing?

GRACE
Uh, I just asked him that... -- (interrupted)

BOB
whoops

GRACE
Aw, H-mmm (happy smile sound) -- (interrupted)

GRACE
Uh...

GRACE
So, come in, make yourself at home...

TRIP
Huh, I'll close the door. 

TRIP
Bob,  let me get you a drink.

(Trip closes the front door.)

TRIP
Good news, I just fully loaded the bar, with the real quality stuff... only the best for my guests.

BOB
That would be great

TRIP
Y -- yeah, yeah, time for a drink. -- (interrupted)

TRIP
How does a martini sound?

BOB
Good

TRIP
Perfect!

GRACE
No no,

GRACE
Bob,  maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water?

TRIP
Oh come on...

BOB
I want martini

TRIP
Aha!  Great!  Drinks comin' right up!

GRACE
(little sigh) You know Trip, he gets such pleasure from making fancy drinks for everybody.

TRIP
Grace, I know what you want, but I'll ask anyway...  what would you like to drink?

GRACE
Um,  I'd like a simple glass of Chardonnay, thank you.

TRIP
Oh, Chardonnay!  Sure thing.

(BOB picks up the phone.)

(BOB puts down the phone.)

(BOB picks up the phone.)

TRIP
Oh,    Bob,  take -- (interrupted)

(BOB puts down the phone.)

(BOB picks up the phone.)

(BOB puts down the phone.)

(BOB picks up the phone.)

(BOB puts down the phone.)

TRIP
Oh yeah,  let me tell you about work. I just brought in a new account  - print ads for a line of bridal fashion.

BOB
Cool

TRIP
Here's your wine, Grace.

GRACE
(little sigh)

GRACE
Bob,  come over here and sit on the couch with me.

TRIP
No, hold on.  Now,      Bob,  what does this picture make you think of?

GRACE
Oh, Trip, don't put our friend on the spot like that...

TRIP
In a word, what does this say to you?

GRACE
Oh, god...    Bob,  come over here, make yourself comfortable.

BOB
Okay

TRIP
Mmm... no...

GRACE
I like that, that's -- (interrupted)

GRACE
Trip, darling, your obsession with that photo of yours is making our friend uncomfortable.

TRIP
uhh...

TRIP
Romance... it says... romance...

GRACE
(big sigh)

GRACE
Bob,  you're not -- (interrupted)

BOB
Drink

(BOB picks up a player's drink.)

TRIP
Oh, yeah, you know, I -- I think I'll fix us another drink in not too long...

BOB
Thanks

TRIP
Anyway...

TRIP
Grace, come on, it's not helping things for you to say that...

GRACE
Trip, there's nothing wrong with disagreeing in front of our friend --

(BOB puts down a player's drink.)

TRIP
We're NOT disagreeing. 

TRIP
We're -- we're -- we're not disagreeing. 

(BOB sits on the couch.)

TRIP
(frustrated sigh) Sheejus.

(BOB gets up from the couch.)

TRIP
Well, we're all friends here, uh...

GRACE
You know, ever since we got married, I can't help it, I'm forever buying new furniture and redecorating,

GRACE
I -- I really enjoy it --

(Trip sips his Trip's drink.)

(Grace sips her Grace's drink.)

TRIP
Yeah, it's in your blood, you grew up with this stuff.

GRACE
Bob,  now be honest with me, agree that this room just does not work!

TRIP
Grace, come on, what are you talking about?

GRACE
All day at work I design ads for stylish objects, like this armoire,

GRACE
and then I think, I want to design it into my apartment --

TRIP
I love it, this is a really exclusive armoire, very few people own this armoire!

GRACE
but... I don't know what I was thinking, this is a monstrosity!

TRIP
Oh come on! Jesus why can't you just be happy with this?  This is fine!

GRACE
(frustrated sigh)

BOB
I think you two are very different

GRACE
Ah, thank you, I knew you'd give me an honest answer --

TRIP
Uhh, it's just decorating for Christ's sake, you're turning this into some big issue --

GRACE
You know, Trip, if you hadn't convinced me to go into advertising, I could have painted that painting on the wall instead of buying it!

(BOB picks up a player's drink.)

TRIP
(short petulant sigh)

TRIP
Yeah and with our income cut in half, we'd be living in some basement apartment in Queens, as if you could ever handle that...

(BOB sips his player's drink.)

TRIP
Uhh, you're driving me insane!

(BOB puts down a player's drink.)

TRIP
Your goddamn art... insanity...

TRIP
It's obvious why you keep redecorating -- you're spoiled, you could never live without all this stuff!  That's why you redecorate!

GRACE
(impatient sigh)     Bob,  can you believe this?

GRACE
(frustrated sigh)

TRIP
Yeah,    Bob,  yeah...

TRIP
I can guess what you're about to say...

TRIP
You've been criticizing me ever since you got here!

BOB
No

TRIP
What?  I -- w - what are you saying to me, what?

GRACE
Basement apartment in Queens...

GRACE
You don't think I could cut it as an artist!  Do you!  I know it, you don't think I can!

TRIP
Oh, Jesus...!

TRIP
Your... goddamn decorating...

TRIP
You're never satisfied with anything!  You're never happy, never ever satisfied with anything.

GRACE
Oh, God...!

TRIP
Alright, you know what,     Bob,

TRIP
I'm going to ask you something.

BOB
I think you don't satisfy your wife

GRACE
Trip --

TRIP
Grace, let me ask our guest a question.

TRIP
Bob,  yes or no...

TRIP
If one person in a marriage gives the other advice, and that advice is taken -- years later, can you get blamed for that?

GRACE
What?

TRIP
Is it okay to get blamed for giving advice that was taken, like, ten years ago? 

TRIP
Yes or no.

BOB
No

GRACE
What...?!

GRACE
Oh, yes, that's fine... that's fine...

GRACE
Goddammit!  How can I be happy when you act this way, Trip?  Huh? I'm miserable!

BOB
Join me on the couch

(BOB sits on the couch.)

TRIP
Oh, come on...!

TRIP
Uhh!  Yeah, go on, get away from me!

TRIP
I can't even frigging look at you.

TRIP
Oh...  stuff!

(BOB gets up from the couch.)

(BOB picks up a player's drink.)

(BOB sips his player's drink.)

TRIP
uhh!

(BOB puts down a player's drink.)

TRIP
Bob,  -- (interrupted)

GRACE
Oh, God!!

GRACE
Bob,  from what you said before, about marriage... I think that shows us something about Trip.

TRIP
Oh ho, so we're talking about me, are we?

GRACE
What?

GRACE
Bob,  it's time that Trip finally just admits that our marriage --

TRIP
Grace, don't, no, you don't need to --

GRACE
Admits that our marriage is not --

TRIP
Stop it, stop it!     (annoyed sigh)

BOB
You can work it out

GRACE
Uhh...! God...!

TRIP
Let's keep talking about Grace.

GRACE
You know, Trip, whenever I really try to talk honestly about things, you...

GRACE
 you don't want to hear it!

TRIP
What?

GRACE
Bob,  I think I'm the only one who is trying to be the most honest here.

TRIP
  Uhh...

BOB
yeah

GRACE
Yes?

TRIP
Look, you're doing it again, you're putting all this on me...

GRACE
No let's -- let's focus on us, our relationship.

GRACE
You know what's so annoying, is when you pretend to be all 'romantic'!

TRIP
What...?

GRACE
Trip, it is such an act!

TRIP
  Oh my God...    Bob,  what... uhh...

(BOB picks up a martini glass 1.)

TRIP
Bob,  come on, I don't feel like fixing drinks at this moment!

(BOB puts down a martini glass 1.)

(BOB picks up the red wine bottle.)

(BOB puts down the red wine bottle.)

GRACE
Let's talk some more about us, our relationship.

TRIP
It's so annoying... Grace, why is it that anytime I want to do something -- (interrupted)

(BOB picks up the red wine bottle.)

(BOB puts down the red wine bottle.)

GRACE
God,     Bob,  I'm getting really tired of talking about Trip's stuff, God...

(BOB picks up a martini glass 1.)

(BOB puts down a martini glass 1.)

(BOB picks up a martini glass 1.)

(BOB puts down a martini glass 1.)

GRACE
 (frustrated sigh)

(BOB picks up a player's drink.)

(BOB sips his player's drink.)

(BOB sips his player's drink.)

(BOB puts down a player's drink.)

GRACE
Look, let's talk about Trip now. -- (interrupted)

(BOB picks up the white wine bottle.)

GRACE
Bob,  (frustrated sigh)

BOB
what

GRACE
Let's talk some more about Trip.

GRACE
Damn it, Trip, you and my parents are always planning these stupid trips I have to go on..

(BOB puts down the white wine bottle.)

(BOB picks up a Trip's drink.)

TRIP
They're vacations! Expensive ones at that!

(BOB sips his Trip's drink.)

(BOB puts down a Trip's drink.)

GRACE
Of course nobody thinks to ask me what I want. -- (interrupted)

GRACE
All this stuff...  mmm... Having all this money makes us so happy.  We're so happy, aren't we Trip?

(BOB picks up the advice ball.)

(The advice ball reads, "Perhaps Soon")

TRIP
Jesus, what do you want! Now you're unhappy because we're too well off?

(BOB puts down the advice ball.)

TRIP
Bob,  isn't it -- isn't that ridiculous?

BOB
no

GRACE
No?

GRACE
Bob,  thank you. That helps me. Trip, see, I don't want all this stuff!

TRIP
(annoyed sigh)

(BOB comforts trip.)

TRIP
No, uhh...    Bob,  what I need is to figure out what hell is going here...

GRACE
Let's talk some more about Trip.

(BOB picks up the brass bull.)

GRACE
Uhh, that brass bull... it's just so infuriating...

(BOB puts down the brass bull.)

TRIP
What?

GRACE
How you put that goddamn 'gift' on display in our own living room!!!

TRIP
Uhh...

(BOB picks up a trinket 1.)

TRIP
No, you're -- look, you -- you're really -- you're really reading into things here, Grace...   (frustrated sigh)

GRACE
(frustrated sigh)

TRIP
Let's keep the focus on us, not just one person.

(BOB puts down a trinket 1.)

GRACE
I get so upset when I think about it... God, I regret it so much...

(BOB picks up a trinket 5.)

(BOB puts down a trinket 5.)

TRIP
What?

GRACE
Why did I let you convince me to give up painting?

BOB
All these are so negative

TRIP
Oh, Christ...  -- (interrupted)

GRACE
No?

TRIP
Thank you, you disagree, that helps us! Grace, see, you've twisted this all up, and you're acting like your whole goddamn life is over already!

GRACE
(frustrated sigh)

GRACE
Let's keep the focus on us, our relationship.

TRIP
Grace, even though you're now a creative director at work,

TRIP
 the truth is... you're not an artist.

GRACE
Uhh...!

TRIP
I'm sorry, you're not.

BOB
You two are unhappy but therapy

GRACE
Ah!

TRIP
Bob,  you're saying I'm... depressed? 

TRIP
You know what's sad...  all this wasted time and energy -- (interrupted)

BOB
Perhaps

TRIP
Look, I can't talk about 'art' anymore, it's so draining...

GRACE
(frustrated sigh)

(BOB picks up a Trip's drink.)

(BOB sips his Trip's drink.)

(BOB puts down a Trip's drink.)

TRIP
Okay, that's it, no more of this bullstuff!!

TRIP
Bob,  I know what you're hinting at...

TRIP
about me...

TRIP
about art...

TRIP
Do you two want the truth?  Huh? 

TRIP
Bob,  do you want to hear it? 

BOB
yes

TRIP
Grace?

GRACE
Yes...! -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Grace, huh?

GRACE
Yes...!

TRIP
Bob,  see I've actually been paying close attention to what you've been saying.

TRIP
You've really been pushing me tonight.

TRIP
And I wonder, are you really my friend or not.

GRACE
Trip!

BOB
I am

TRIP
Bob,  Quit interrupting me, let me speak!

TRIP
Bob,  come on -- yes or no...

TRIP
Do you really think that...

TRIP
telling me I'm depressed...

TRIP
but especially what you said about giving advice to your wife...

TRIP
that I'm supposed to realize something about myself from all that?

TRIP
Is what you've said tonight supposed to add up somehow, to something?

TRIP
Is it?  I just want a yes or no.

BOB
yes

TRIP
Alright.

TRIP
Grace, I know you want to be an artist.

TRIP
But I could never be married to you if you were. 

GRACE
What?

BOB
why?

TRIP
I can't... I -- I just can't...

GRACE
But Trip --

TRIP
When I married you, see, I was sure I could convince you to give it up, to -- to go into advertising.

GRACE
Uhh...

TRIP
And -- and I did it, and it worked.

TRIP
But now... I -- I don't know, Grace...

TRIP
(big sigh) I don't know...

BOB
why don't you want her to artist?

GRACE
uhh...

GRACE
Oh my God...!

TRIP
Bob,  I --

GRACE
I'm going to give you the truth too, Trip.

TRIP
What?!

GRACE
I painted this.

TRIP
Bullstuff.

GRACE
I am an artist, Trip, forget you.

(BOB comforts grace.)

TRIP
You've been secretly painting?  When --

GRACE
Everytime you go on a goddamn business trip, I paint.

TRIP
Jesus --

GRACE
So don't EVER give me any more of your 'you could never be an artist' crap!!

BOB
Give her a chance, she's good

GRACE
uhh...

(BOB comforts grace.)

TRIP
uhh...

(BOB sits on the couch.)

TRIP
Jesus...!

GRACE
Okay,    Bob,  Trip, I have one more thing to say...

(BOB gets up from the couch.)

TRIP
Again?!

(BOB picks up a player's drink.)

(BOB sips his player's drink.)

GRACE
Trip, I --

(BOB sits on the couch.)

GRACE
I let you stop me from being an artist.

TRIP
You let me --

GRACE
I was afraid, Trip okay?

GRACE
I -- I admit it.

GRACE
I didn't know if -- if I could do it, be a real artist...

BOB
Why were you afraid

GRACE
And I've been using you as an excuse for why I didn't do it.

(BOB sips his player's drink.)

GRACE
uhh...

TRIP
uhh...

BOB
why

TRIP
Jesus...!

(BOB sips his player's drink.)

TRIP
This changes everything...

GRACE
Yeah.

GRACE
You finally admitted it -- you just don't want me to be an artist...

BOB
let her paint

(BOB gets up from the couch.)

TRIP
You... you really have to be an artist...

TRIP
I prevented you from being an artist...

GRACE
No, I -- I let you do it...

(BOB sips his player's drink.)

GRACE
Bob,  we...

TRIP
Bob,  I --

(BOB puts down a player's drink.)

(BOB picks up a Trip's drink.)

TRIP
Look, we -- we need to talk...

GRACE
Yeah.

TRIP
Bob,  Thanks for coming over, you... I think you helped us.

(BOB sips his Trip's drink.)

(BOB puts down a Trip's drink.)

(BOB hugs grace.)

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
And no,    Bob,  you don't need to say anything more...

BOB
bye


GRACE
Bye.  Thanks.

(BOB hugs trip.)

(Trip closes the front door.)

BOB
AAWE YEAH

EDIT: It's true, saying "LIES!" will make him shut the door in your face :3
« Last Edit: January 08, 2012, 09:43:41 PM by steve5451 »

Java code and stuff. I'm curious if the best Minecraft Modders might be able to go in there and update the thing. I for one want so I don't have to restart every time I play it, especially since it disables Aero whenever it turns on.
I unerstand it's java but holy stuff think about how much you can learn about psychology/AI using this as an example


inb4glados/portal

Quote
FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sun Jan 08 21 57 39 2012

TRIP
Where are the new wine glasses?

GRACE
What for?

TRIP
That should be obvious!

GRACE
Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please! -- (interrupted)

(Heather knocks on the front door.)

(Heather knocks on the front door.)

TRIP
Oh, she's here!

GRACE
What?! You said she's coming an hour from now!

TRIP
No, she's right on time!

GRACE
Trip...!

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
Heather!!

TRIP
Hey!   God  it's been so long since we've seen you!  -- (interrupted)

HEATHER
You're depressed

(Trip closes the front door.)

GRACE
No, no, here we are!

HEATHER
hi

GRACE
H-mmm (happy smile sound)

(HEATHER kisses grace.)

GRACE
Oh, yes,  mm-wah! (kiss on cheek) -- (interrupted)

(HEATHER hugs grace.)

GRACE
 You're so sweet.

GRACE
Well, come on in, make yourself at home!

HEATHER
Trip is depressed

GRACE
Uh...   (clears throat) um...

GRACE
So,    Heather,  I'm hoping you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha. 

HEATHER
The decore is ugly

TRIP
Well wait a minute! I don't think you've taken a close look yet.  Let it soak in a little!

GRACE
So, about my decorating...

GRACE
(little sigh) You know, when I saw this armoire on the show floor, I thought it had such a clean, simple look to it...

TRIP
It's a nice choice.

GRACE
but looking at it here in the apartment, it just looks like... 

GRACE
 (little sigh) a monstrosity!

TRIP
uhh... -- (interrupted)

HEATHER
Yes

GRACE
Ah, yes, I've been waiting for someone to say that!

TRIP
What are you talking about? 

GRACE
Trip, she is just being honest about my decorating, which I appreciate.

TRIP
(frustrated sigh) But I still think this -- (interrupted)

(HEATHER hugs grace.)

GRACE
Oh! you're hugging me, ha ha...

TRIP
Heather,  I think you're trying to get on Grace's good side tonight.

HEATHER
Yes

GRACE
Alright, good, maybe you're on my side tonight after all, ha ha.

HEATHER
Yes

GRACE
Heather,  seeing you again makes me remember the wonderful times we all used to have.

GRACE
   H-mmm (happy smile sound)

TRIP
Ye -- yeah...

HEATHER
The abortion clinic was great

TRIP
Uh, y -- uh, yeah, heh, tonight is special...

TRIP
Heather,  remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us.

TRIP
Senior year of college.

GRACE
Oh... geez...

TRIP
Do you remember that?

HEATHER
No

TRIP
Uh, well, all I can say is, tonight means a lot to me, and Grace. 

TRIP
   (frustrated sigh) 

(Trip shakes the advice ball.)

TRIP
Why not?

TRIP
Heh!

GRACE
(little sigh)

GRACE
(big sigh) -- (interrupted)

HEATHER
Juice

TRIP
Oh, yeah, uh, I'm gonna fix us some drinks in a sec!

TRIP
And you'll be happy to know I just fully loaded the bar with the highest-quality spirits money can buy. -- (interrupted)

HEATHER
Juice

TRIP
Yeah, hang on, ooh, I'm going to make you one of my fabulous drinks in just a minute, heh! -- (interrupted)

HEATHER
Juice

GRACE
Okay, okay, this is getting really tiresome...!

GRACE
You know what, I'll be right back.

TRIP
Grace, what are you --

GRACE
No you two keep talking about the bar and drinks and the amazing view and everything...

TRIP
What?  Where are you going?

GRACE
I'll just be in the kitchen.

HEATHER
Grace

(HEATHER comforts grace.)

(HEATHER hugs grace.)

TRIP
(frustrated sigh)

(HEATHER comforts grace.)

TRIP
Um, Grace, uh, my love, could you, uh --  -- (interrupted)

HEATHER
Heather hungry

GRACE
What?  Oh... 

HEATHER
Food

GRACE
Uhh, God, this is too much at once, I just want to go back to the living room, okay?

GRACE
Everything's fine, Trip,  everything's fine.

TRIP
Yeah, yeah, everything's fine!

HEATHER
You're depressed

TRIP
Um, uh, wait...

TRIP
You think I'm...

TRIP
depressed...   

HEATHER
Yes

TRIP
Ho ho ho, ha, heh you're -- you're really joking around tonight, aren't you, ha ha ha...

HEATHER
No

GRACE
Ha ha, yeah...

TRIP
Ha ha, heh, never afraid to say anything that pops into your mind, ha heh heh...

GRACE
Hold on, let me finish.   (clears throat)

(HEATHER comforts grace.)

TRIP
So... drinks... -- (interrupted)

(HEATHER comforts grace.)

GRACE
Oh, that's --

(HEATHER comforts grace.)

TRIP
Oh, that's nice Grace, I think a hug was just what you -- (interrupted)

(HEATHER comforts grace.)

(HEATHER comforts grace.)

TRIP
Heather,  would you quit it with that already, it's making me ill! -- (interrupted)

(HEATHER comforts grace.)

GRACE
(little sigh) (clears throat)

TRIP
So... I'm going to open an exquisite Bordeaux...

HEATHER
No

TRIP
Oh, but this is a very special bottle of wine...!

HEATHER
No

GRACE
Trip don't force your fancy wine on her. 

GRACE
Heather,  how about something simple, like a nice glass of chardonnay?

TRIP
Yeah, no, we need to open this wine!  Our friend is here, we're going to enjoy ourselves, that's all there is to it!

HEATHER
No

GRACE
(frustrated sigh)

TRIP
I've been dying to try this Bordeaux for a long time, this is the perfect opportunity --

HEATHER
No

GRACE
That's not our anniversary wine is it?

GRACE
That's not the Bordeaux we saved from our wedding, that we were going to drink on our tenth wedding anniversary, RIGHT?! -- (interrupted)

(HEATHER kisses grace.)

TRIP
uh... ha heh heh...

GRACE
(nervous coughing)

TRIP
wha...

TRIP
wha...

GRACE
um...

TRIP
ha ha...

GRACE
ha ha ha...

HEATHER
Works every time

TRIP
ha ha ha!

GRACE
ha ha ha ha ha!!

TRIP
Ha ha ha,    Heather,

GRACE
heh heh...

TRIP
you're, heh, something else...  heh...  never afraid to...

TRIP
push our little buttons...

TRIP
heh heh, you're crazy, you know that?

TRIP
heh, ha ha...

TRIP
(big sigh)

TRIP
Anyway... what were we talking about, heh?

TRIP
Oh,    Heather,  I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy.

GRACE
Uhh, it's a beautiful picture of the Italian countryside, of course she'll like it!

TRIP
Grace, I know you don't like it, but our friend might.

GRACE
(short petulant sigh)

HEATHER
I don't like it

TRIP
Heather, -- (interrupted)

TRIP
What...?     Heather,

GRACE
Trip, that was just a well-intentioned little poke in the ribs between friends, that's all.

TRIP
Heh, uh, good one, good one.

TRIP
Heather,  Come on, you'll like this, check it out!

GRACE
Yes, go on, check it out!  This is getting interesting! -- (interrupted)

HEATHER
No

TRIP
N -- no, no, uh, come take a look!

GRACE
By the way, anybody, join me on the couch if you like.

TRIP
Um...  uhh, Now,  -- (interrupted)

GRACE
Heather,  this is making you uncomfortable.   See Trip, was it really worth it to fly us all the way to -- (interrupted)

(HEATHER sits on the couch.)

HEATHER
Yes

TRIP
Y - yeah, uh -- no, n - no -- I just -- I just wanted us to spend time together!

GRACE
Trip thinks carting me off to Europe will, how did you put it, thaw me out a little bit?

TRIP
Uhh, you're driving me insane!

TRIP
Carting you off to Europe...

TRIP
Grace, I do one little thing wrong, and you're cold and distant!  Just one thing wrong, that's all it takes!

HEATHER
Europe is boring

TRIP
Hey, no, it's just going to make this whole thing even worse if you keep criticizing me!  -- (interrupted)

GRACE
(impatient sigh)     Heather,  I...

GRACE
(frustrated sigh)

TRIP
Yeah,    Heather,  yeah...

TRIP
I know what you'll -- (interrupted)

HEATHER
Grace, come back

TRIP
Huh?  What are you saying to me?

GRACE
Your goddamn drinks....

GRACE
Trip, all this stuff you do, you're just trying to make us look like we're some kind of perfect happy couple!  Like we're so happy!

TRIP
Oh, come on...!

(HEATHER gets up from the couch.)

TRIP
Goddamn anniversary wine...

(HEATHER points to the wedding photo.)

(HEATHER points to the wedding photo.)

(HEATHER points to the wedding photo.)

(HEATHER points to the wedding photo.)

TRIP
I like my fancy drinks, okay?  I like the good things in life, does that make me a bad person?  Their just drinks!

(HEATHER points to the wedding photo.)

(HEATHER points to the wedding photo.)

(HEATHER points to the wedding photo.)

(HEATHER points to the wedding photo.)

GRACE
Oh, sure, yeah!

(HEATHER points to the wedding photo.)

(HEATHER points to the wedding photo.)

(HEATHER points to the wedding photo.)

(HEATHER points to the wedding photo.)

(HEATHER points to the wedding photo.)

(HEATHER points to the wedding photo.)

(HEATHER points to the wedding photo.)

(HEATHER points to the wedding photo.)

(HEATHER points to the wedding photo.)

(HEATHER points to the wedding photo.)

(HEATHER points to the italy picture.)

(HEATHER points to the italy picture.)

(HEATHER points to the italy picture.)

(HEATHER points to the italy picture.)

(HEATHER points to the italy picture.)

(HEATHER points to the italy picture.)

(HEATHER points to the italy picture.)

(HEATHER points to the italy picture.)

(HEATHER points to the italy picture.)

TRIP
Alright, you know what,     Heather,

TRIP
I need to ask you something.

GRACE
Trip --

TRIP
Grace, let me ask our guest a question.

HEATHER
Yes, I'm a virgin

TRIP
Heather,  yes or no...

TRIP
Isn't the goal in life, and in marriage, to improve your life, to have more than you did before?

HEATHER
Yep

GRACE
What...?!

GRACE
Oh, okay... fine...

GRACE
Trip, I can't take this denial anymore...  You're suppressing yourself, you're so... fake!  I hate it!

TRIP
Oh, god...!

HEATHER
Trip has been cheating on you

TRIP
Yeah, go on, get out of my face!

TRIP
I can't stand frigging looking at you!

GRACE
Dammit, Trip!

(HEATHER comforts grace.)

GRACE
Heather,  we're not normally like this, I don't know what's -- (interrupted)

(HEATHER comforts grace.)

GRACE
No, wait, please...

TRIP
What? Are you talking about me in there?

GRACE
I wasn't talking about you!

(HEATHER comforts grace.)

GRACE
Heather,  from what you said before, about hiding things... I think that tells us something about Trip.

TRIP
Oh, we're talking about me, are we?

GRACE
What?

GRACE
Trip, it's your fault -- ten years ago, freshly married and just out of college,

GRACE
 you convinced me to go into advertising, instead of art!

TRIP
What?

GRACE
If it weren't for you, I could be a real artist by now.

TRIP
Uhh...    Heather,  uhh...

HEATHER
It's been ten years? Wow.

TRIP
That's bullstuff.

GRACE
Uhh...

HEATHER
WHAT!?

TRIP
Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us.

TRIP
Heather,  you think this is all my fault, don't you?

GRACE
See, you lied to me from the moment we got married, insisted I'd be better off in advertising than art. -- (interrupted)

HEATHER
Yes

GRACE
Yes?

TRIP
Heather,  you -- you think I'm lying? 

TRIP
Uhh...

HEATHER
Yes

GRACE
Yes?

TRIP
Uhh... oh...

TRIP
Uhh, this is too much, I can't take this...

HEATHER
Neither can I

TRIP
No, leave me alone for a second, alright?

HEATHER
okay

GRACE
Let's talk some more about us, our relationship.

TRIP
No,    Heather,  -- (interrupted)

(HEATHER comforts grace.)

GRACE
Oh,   Heather,  thanks, but, what we need right now is to just get all this out in the open...

HEATHER
Okay, left hand first

TRIP
Let's keep talking about Grace.

TRIP
Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just --

GRACE
Heather,  I can't stand the pretending anymore... I can't take it!

HEATHER
Divorce

GRACE
Ah!

TRIP
D -- divorce?     Heather,  you think we should get a divorce?   -- (interrupted)

HEATHER
Yes

GRACE
Yes?

TRIP
This is bullstuff...!   you're saying it's over, we should just give up...?!

HEATHER
Yes

GRACE
Yes?

TRIP
Uhh, you... uhh... does anyone... uhh -- uhh...

TRIP
Uhh... oh...

HEATHER
Divorce

TRIP
Look, let's switch the focus to Grace.

(HEATHER comforts grace.)

GRACE
All this -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Jesus,     Heather,  quit it with that stuff!

HEATHER
Divorce

TRIP
Let's keep our focus on Grace.

GRACE
Damn it, Trip, you and my parents are always planning these stupid trips I have to go on..

TRIP
They're vacations! Expensive ones at that!

GRACE
Of course nobody thinks to ask me what I want.

TRIP
Oh, now it's all my fault. Just because your parents and I get along, now it's some big conspiracy. 

GRACE
God...

TRIP
Let's continue focusing on Grace.

TRIP
Grace, I don't think you really do want us to quit our jobs, lead a simpler lifestyle.

GRACE
What? Trip, you know what I --

TRIP
Oh come on! You grew up with a silver spoon in your mouth. You can't live any other way.

HEATHER
Grace is right

GRACE
Yes?

GRACE
Heather,  oh my god, you can't believe... Ugh!

GRACE
Uhh...

GRACE
What is his problem?  Tell me please, what is his problem?

HEATHER
He's mean

GRACE
No, don't, just leave me alone for a second... uhh...

HEATHER
Okay

TRIP
Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us.

GRACE
Trip, you just pretend to like all this stuff... fancy cigars, and fine wine...

HEATHER
tDivorce

HEATHER
Divorce

TRIP
You think I'm not good enough...!

GRACE
I never said that! I'm saying there's more to you than all this...

HEATHER
Get a divorce

TRIP
Look, let's talk about Grace now.

(HEATHER comforts grace.)

GRACE
Trip, you're -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Jesus,     Heather,  quit it with that stuff!

(HEATHER hugs grace.)

TRIP
Jesus,     Heather,  quit it with that stuff!

TRIP
Okay, I've had enough of this bullstuff!!

HEATHER
Grace is depressed

TRIP
Heather,  I know what you're trying to hint at...

TRIP
about me...

TRIP
Do you two want the truth?  Huh? 

TRIP
Heather,  do you want to hear it? 

HEATHER
Yes

TRIP
Grace?

GRACE
Yes...!

TRIP
See,    Heather,  I've been paying attention to what you've been saying tonight.

TRIP
You've really been pushing me tonight.

TRIP
It makes me wonder if you're really my friend or not.

GRACE
Trip!

TRIP
Heather,  come on -- yes or no...

TRIP
Do you really think that...

TRIP
criticizing me...

TRIP
kissing Grace...

TRIP
suggesting that we get divorced...

TRIP
but especially what you said about having more in life and marriage...

TRIP
that I'm supposed to realize something about myself from all that?

TRIP
Is what you've said tonight supposed to add up somehow, to something?

HEATHER
Yes

TRIP
Is it? -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Okay.

TRIP
All -- alright... look...     (big sigh)

TRIP
Heather,  We're... we're actually fine... everything's fine...

HEATHER
No

GRACE
Yeah...

TRIP
And there's no need to disagree or criticize us anymore...  we're fine...

TRIP
I think it's -- it's okay if you -- if you... n -- need to go...

TRIP
Look,    Heather,  we're fine, nothing's changed...  we'll see you out.

HEATHER
Grace

TRIP
No, no more need to be nice, okay?

(HEATHER comforts grace.)

(HEATHER comforts grace.)

(HEATHER comforts grace.)

(HEATHER comforts grace.)

GRACE
Thank for you coming over, it was... nice.

(HEATHER comforts grace.)

TRIP
Come on,    Heather,  there's else nothing else to say tonight, heh...

(HEATHER comforts grace.)

HEATHER
Kill each other

(Trip opens the front door.)


TRIP
Uh, look, we'll uh... we'll see you later, or, or -- or -- or whatever.

HEATHER
Are you kicking me out?

GRACE
Heather,  please...

HEATHER
I want to stay.

TRIP
Uh, come on,    Heather,  just go, please...

HEATHER
I have no place else to go...

HEATHER
I've been thrown out...

TRIP
Okay,    Heather,  I think this evening is over, you've got to leave.

TRIP
We can put up with a lot, but we have our limits, you know?

HEATHER
:(

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
We'll be fine -- just go.

HEATHER
SADFACE

(Trip closes the front door.)

(HEATHER points to the elevator button.)

(HEATHER points to the elevator button.)

(HEATHER points to the elevator button.)

I got an ending where we get really close to a divorce, and they suddenly decide to ask me to leave. I wasn't leaving, so they eventually gave up asking and threw me out... Read what I was saying as this happened. :panda:

I unerstand it's java but holy stuff think about how much you can learn about psychology/AI using this as an example


inb4glados/portal

It's not nearly as complex. When I talk to one, they think I'm talking to the other. It's annoying.

Any interesting glitches I should know about? :o

Any interesting glitches I should know about? :o

You can actually use the answering machine if you click on it enough.

I wonder if there's a way to edit the map of this game.
It's probably scripted.