Author Topic: The (Poorly Drawn) Adventures of Bronson Conroy (& Sgt. George Blackfalcon III)  (Read 46008 times)

Ascertain if they mean to attack.
Considering the way they are holding their swords, and the sour expression on their faces...

yes.

BLAST THE FAIC OF NEAREST IMP WHILST BACKPEADALING

BLAST THE FAIC OF NEAREST IMP WHILST BACKPEADALING
Use your pistol as that can shoot faster, while making it easier to switch to the sword after its out of ammo.

Also, call your gunman for backup, you might have to deal with the musket imp.

Switch to the revolver.
Gun them down, aim for the chest, shoot to kill.



The imp takes a forehead full of bullet. He slumps over, dead. The other Imp stops in his tracks, gawking at the sight.

Imp 1 - 8/8
Imp Musketeer - ???/12

You have 8 bullets left.


I really have to wait for more people to reply before making an update.

Shoot the other one, stupid.


Demand his surrender

No, shoot him.
You have no time to be a wuss.
SHOW THAT YOU ARE THE MAN.
MAKE THEM YOUR BITCHE-
Okay, getting weird again.
I'm going to take a shower soon, partially to clean myself, partially to see if I can wash away this mentality.

No, shoot him.
You have no time to be a wuss.
SHOW THAT YOU ARE THE MAN.
MAKE THEM YOUR BITCHE-
Okay, getting weird again.
I'm going to take a shower soon, partially to clean myself, partially to see if I can wash away this mentality.

if they surrender

they are your bitches

you cannot have dead bitches

if they surrender

they are your bitches

you cannot have dead bitches

>Necrophiliacs
>"The forget you say?"

>Necromancers
>"Excuse me?"

>Necro anything
>"BULLstuff"

>Necrophiliacs
>"The forget you say?"

>Necromancers
>"Excuse me?"

>Necro anything
>"BULLstuff"

what


They have dead bitches.

dead bitches are ew

you must get

living bitches


The last thing you saw of the imp was a burst of anger. You don't think he'll surrender. You look down to cycle the bolt an-




You now realize how fast imps can move when enraged.

dead bitches are ew

you must get

living bitches

So, one day I met this necromancer chick...
Had a weird threesome with a ghost.
It was awesome.

SHOOT THE IMP FOOL.